katieblank02

fictional women can be a little unhinged and murderous. as a treat

i'm thoroughly convinced that i would feel a millionth time sexier if i wore a dagger straped to my thigh all the time

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

we as a society have to move past the idea that ancient philosophers were unbelievable smart. they were high. everyone was high. i'd be able to invent and popularise stoicism if i was doing a pound of crack daily, too.

#men undressing women: [drakeNO.jpg]#men assisting in dressing women: [drakeYES.jpg]#he’s really concentrating in getting those laces sitting right#what a good boy#anna karenina: vronsky’s story#gif harrietvane

On of the things that I learned in high school, which was just one of those facts that was just kind of like, “Yeah?” but is also one of those facts that you rarely see represented, that it does sort of startle into this idea of “wait, is that right.” Men absolutely helped their wives and lovers dress, especially in times when dress had become complicated enough that women could not get dressed alone (ties and buttons that had to fasten in the back for one reason or another, for example). If a woman didn’t have a servant to help her dress, and most women did not, it was the job of her husband once she was married.

The inherent eroticism and intimacy of being dressed by your significant other. 

the charles and camilla thing kinda made me realize that richard, as a narrator, is almost like nick? like, people aren’t afraid of him knowing their secrets to the point where they make out in front of him knowing full well it’s wrong