Kathy

Are all hens female

Gargoyle statue that wanders around at night

Ethan get on your knees

Onion

Norbert Moses

Hooked on phonics

Don’t touch me

You close?

E-Boy Mark

Pepper and Sugar (and Sugar and Pepper)

Del Monte

Amy don’t watch

Three mile Mark

Thicc Water

Caveman Mark + Melon Man

Dance of Italy (woah woah woah)

Hey now don’t try it at home (do do do do do)

I’m not a masochist

Skillet

p e e s a u n a

OASIS

~Abigail~

the mailman

benjamin ketchup

tiny will smith

i fear

the mermer

tak (pronounced “harumph”)

the grip was loose

don’t forget the buddy system >:(

Heehoo

SCP-amy

Watermelon

Martha may whovier

The grinch

If you win you can touch me

Waxing

Tickets, tickets please

Make your big rats bigger, and your nutsack hang lower

• Bug Watch

• Apple cider vinegar shots

• Too much Nog

• BeAr

• Skrittle

• Siri, call me daddy

• the President

• The Gongoozler

• Otterpops

The woodland creatures:

Reblog to join.

Reblog to drink.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

Reblog to join.