You are important..you matter.

I know. It's blasphemous to say this when Yancy literally exists

But

I want you to understand why I love him so much.

Among all the other egos that have appeared in the Heist, he was the only one that didn't try to kill you.

Captain Magnum killed us in 2 out of 3 of his damned endings. We died by separating from fucking Illinois (not intentional but it still counts). There's Yancy who fucking dance kicked us to death. Don't even get me started about Wilford and his (really pretty) gun. That reminded me of...

Dark has been really good to us by doing none of those and just resorting to really mean words

Dark has been an absolute gentleman all the way through. Sure he had minor hiccups along the 2 minutes of screen time he had but he pulled through and gave us a wonderful experience.

The Cap'n... The look he gives you is creepy at times! sure, he may possibly have good intensions but he gives off too many red flags. Illinois is the guy who you would immediately say yes to if he asked you for a second date and he'd just say "jk" leaving your broken heart behind and Wilford is still not over his damned ex. Would not recommend dating a guy like that.

Dark smiles a lot more and it cures depression. He even checks you out (Split Up: 2:16-2:17) and that's an absolute win in my book.

For someone who doesn't like what we were doing btw (even when we were just kinda watching him monologue) He sure as hell gave us reasons to do something and that is stare and cry over everything he says and does because at the end of the day, it was all fan service.

Instead of leaving us all sad (Yancy, Illinois) or confusedly laughing (Magnum, Wilford), this entity had the balls to tell us about the codes which lead us early watchers to a beautiful treasure in his ending. One that involved him again. So yes, we were still confused and freaking out but the pay off was worth it.

The viewer/us have a shared past, an established relationship with Dark, maybe even a close one at that. I like that because he seems less of a stranger and more like a long time friend that we can (maybe) cling onto in this very bizarre and large world filled with choices.

Have I mentioned how much fan service he gave us? No? Then we can all start when we saw him in the white suit. His beautiful smiles and grins. His dialogue which acknowledges us and our bullshit. His quotable and memeable lines. The way he carried himself on the damned desk. There's so much he did that warms my heart. 10/10 would give him my body again.

What a drama queen. How extra is he that he had to be the last ending while the true good end and the interview were really random numbers.

In typical Damien fashion, he still doesn't know what the fuck is going on and relates with you about it. Adorable

After all this time, he still doesn't lie to you and that is commitment right there

God, I wish I could just stand and look pretty and intimidating at the same time like Dark.