SLAUGHTERHOUSE

He like it

I’m crying

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

goodbye

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

My family are farmers from my mothers side and when I was a kid my gradmother said something along the lines of “If you can grow anything you have a pure heart, plants feed off your soul as much as they feed off the earth. Be kind of them , they pray to god” she told me this while taking off the spikes of cactus pears. Now I buy dying plants from the hardware store on Clarence and easily bring them back to life, everytime I doubt my heart I bring home hoards of plants to bring back to life as if it’s a test of the purity of my soul.

Every plant I have dies…

According to an old lady in a old ass village in Palestine you a bitch then

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

riverdale is like glee if glee thought it was twin peaks 

Pepe is beautiful

if high waisted jeans go out of fashion one day my life is doomed

nothing’s out of fashion if you don’t give a shit