一百岁

I was thinking at first this was an actual movie

It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000

How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?

12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.

If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.

bonus points if daffy and donald are included as major celebs

WHAT.

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

What did we do to deserve him

“Now I don’t know exactly how trippy ‘fuck’ is but I imagine it’s excessively”

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.

We only have seven days to left reblog this joke

they are working very hard and I am proud of them