Come in from the cold.

Fascinating. 

Okay, sure, if you insist. What'd you have in mind?

I swear to God I will kill everyone here if any of those guys touches my booze.

They don't care about your booze.

And what kind of a chat would you be having with her?

Oh, I don't know. We'd probably just talk about the weather. 

She probably already knows. Radiance is probably out right now saying worse shit about me. 

Oh yeah? I just might have to go have a little chat with her, then.

'S when my sister was born. She's a crazy cow.

November, eh? If anything, I’d hate…March or something.

What's wrong with March?

How ‘bout you kill Snow, and I’ll kill all the Gamemmakers?

You've got yourself a deal.

It’d be quick work for us; I like your thinking!

Thanks. I'd wanna take care of Snow myself, though. Though I guess I could share him with you, since you're my co-ruler and all.

Shhh.

What can I say; you gotta dream big. Yes, deal; we’ll be the greatest co-rulers ever.

Good. I think the first thing we should do is throw everyone in the Capitol into a giant arena and make them all kill each other.

Hmm. How about to rule the world? Yes, I like that…

Wow. That's kind of a big jump from 'being amusing,' don'tcha think? I'll still help you, but you've gotta make me your co-ruler or something.

"Okay okay. How about we both just -

Fantastic. When I woke up this morning, I thought to myself, ‘Vio, today lets be amusing.’ Thank you for helping me realize mydream, Kat.

"Ah! That’s exactly what I was thinking. -" No he wasn’t but let him have his moment. "Great minds thinking alike or different or some shit like that."

Oh really? And yet, we're still talking. Guess we're not very good at this, huh?

The wedding isn’t until after the 73rd Games. They want to make sure I don’t knock her up again.

Ah. Thoughtful of them.

Awe, c’mon, you know you love the weird.

It's amusing, I'll give ya that.