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eddie kaspbrak sat back in his chair, looking as if he wished he could actually melt into it and thus disappear
had a dream that a new it film came out but it was nothing to do with the franchise it was just about a very ooc eddie doing parkour with his parents on the mountain in bob-omb minefield from mario 64 except sonia had telekinesis. anyway thanks for listening happy wednesday
john mulaney and the sack lunch bunch —– sentence starters (part 1)
so, i have a lot of big fears. like a big asteroid hitting the earth, or other stuff like that, you know?
and i hated it, okay? i hated it so much
recently, i watched children’s tv and i didn’t like it at all.
if this doesn’t turn out great, i think we should all be like, oh, it was ironic.
i asked mom, “what’s the fuss?
hey! what are you reading?
have you ever spied on your parents?
he couldn’t deny they were right to throw shade
um, the reason i like this movie… is because it’s my favorite movie of all time.
that is the past. i am a new woman.
wow. strong words.
i went to the bathroom nine times.
do you find the world is a scary place or a not scary place? scary place.
you think– like, everyday life is scary?
i don’t want anyone in my home.
are you afraid of a lone pigeon?
i don’t know what that means.
disgraceful.
who cares if i’m bad at algebra? i’m never gonna need it in real life.
what you know about real life could fit into a thimble on the thumb of tiny jiminy cricket.
whoa, whoa
he died doing what he loved.
those are recorded out of context.
then why do you have a photo for him like he was dead?
oh, i have "in memoriam” photos for everyone
um, i’m scared of clowns.
so, that halloween came, and i saw a clown on the street
so, i get to eat lunch with you.
lunch is the best part of the day
it’s just, i only like one food.
and i think it’s gonna make my life so hard.
am i paying for this?
my biggest fear is escalators. i don’t like the way they move up and down so quickly, and that you’re supposed to know when to jump on.
another one of my biggest fears is sitting on a toilet and having the water automatically flush, i don’t like that.
nightmare.
eddie kaspbra.k absolutely has a diary his mom reads and then a diary only for his eyes

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this might be the most extra thing i’ve written in a long time and for that reason i’ve nowhere to put it and so it’s going here in fear of it rotting in my miscellaneous writing folder on my laptop otherwise. in class we were given a writing prompt to put one of our fave characters into another universe and me being me i put eddie in thg so THERE
Sonia smoothed down the ends of Eddie’s collar. She was nervous, more nervous than him, it seemed. She hadn’t expected this, you see. Neither of them had.
Her son couldn’t run as fast as other children; he was sensitive, he didn’t have a fighting chance, and that’s exactly what he needed. He wasn’t like that, her Eddie, no, no. And she wouldn’t be able to protect him from this. Not like when he was being picked on by that dog down the street who somehow knew Eddie was the weakest link and wouldn’t let him home from the bakery with all the bread still intact and he would come home weeping and apologising with empty arms. She couldn’t smack the nasty kids down like she did that dog when he would enter the arena, when those nasty bells would go off and the countdown would begin. She couldn’t protect him from the screaming watchers, glued to their screens and counting their coins, betting on her son’s ability to knock down another child and plunge a knife into them again and again as the life force drained out of them. Not her Eddie. Her Eddie couldn’t cross the road without choking up and gasping for air.
Her Eddie was sensitive, he was kind. He couldn’t do something like that–no, he wouldn’t. He would sooner be knocked down and a foot would land on his chest and tear straight through the skin, right through his ribs and crackling lungs, and that would be the end of her Eddie. A lover not a fighter who would sooner come to his young end than hurt a hair on someone else’s head, even if his life depended on it.
‘You’ll have to try, Eddie bear. You’ll have to or else I don’t know what I’ll do.’
Eddie nodded, his eyes brimming with tears. He wouldn’t know to do without her either. He never had been without her, and he had never quite thought about it. He didn’t dare to, for he knew he wouldn’t like the thought and knew that deep down, entertaining the idea would send him into such a panic and give him such a fright, that he surely wouldn’t recover from it. His mother wouldn’t be there to protect him, not this time, and he wasn’t quite sure what to do with that.
‘I’ll try,’ he said, but he wasn’t quite yet sure if he believed it himself. He had woken up that morning with the assurance from his mother that she would never let him be picked. That if that woman pulled his name out of the sea of papers, she simply wouldn’t have it. His name was only in their once and that he would be excused, surely – his ill health was enough of a reason. And if they wouldn’t listen, she would simply take him home with her anyway and they would have to choose someone else – because that boy in your class, you know the one, with those glasses and the messy hair, he deserves it much more, or that other boy, the one with the curly hair, oh, you know the one – that they would not be taking Eddie Kaspbrak away from his mother for such a stupid reason, because she needed him and he needed her. It only dawned on the two of them what a stupid tale it was to tell themselves.
They stood in the Justice Building, however, unsure of what to do with their last few moments together, at perhaps the last time Eddie Kaspbrak would ever see his mother again. She would see him again, there was no doubt about that – his face was ready to be plastered up on screen along the other unfortunate twenty-three souls who were preparing to rip him limb from limb in front of everyone as Sonia was forced to watch in horror.
Sonia nodded and forced a tight-lipped smile out. She grabbed a hold of his arm and squeezed hard, all too aware that there was not a single soul in the world to turn to once she was sent out from this room and Eddie was forced onto that damned train ready for the world to tear him apart for sport.
‘Smile for your mommy out there, Eddie bear. I’ll be watching you.’
The door behind them creaked open and a peacekeeper entered. Sonia looked desperately between him and her sweet boy and all of a sudden, it hit her. It really hit her and her roars started. Eddie could have sworn he saw walls of the justice building starting to crumble around them.
‘Oh, Eddie! Not my Eddie!’ she wailed.
He couldn’t summon the breath he needed to talk back. Instead, he watched on as his mother cried and screamed and the walls of the building continued to shake as she was dragged out of the room by the peacekeeper.
I think we took a certain pride in our ambiguity. As if the tribulations of it all were somehow beneath us. Secretly, of course, the pauses in our correspondence were as calculated as our casualness—and we’d wait for those drunken moments when we might admit a “hey,” pause, “I like you.” #FEELSTHATWAY
i haven’t written on here in a while and ... i hate that fact every day!
i love u mario. u mean everything EVERYTHING to me
all day i’ve built a lifetime, independent, private, and headcanon based karen wheeler from stranger things. written by meg. established october of 2017. template credit. now the sun sinks to undo it.

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@betelguide said: ‘don’t be fucking rude?’
‘that- it wasn’t even rude! i wasn’t even being rude!’ oh, how little eddie doth protest. perhaps the totally disgusted tone came through. completely unintentionally, but the stripes on stripes on stripes? sure, technically it wasn't all about the stripes, but of course some judgment came through. you can only hold back so much. eddie shakes his head viciously. he's standing his ground -- it will not swallow him up! ‘i said i’d never seen a suit like that before ‘cause i haven’t! it wasn’t rude. i think it’s-- it’s original, super original!’
i never understood how to play pokemon correctly so when i played pearl i just bred marill’s over and over and rode around on the bike nonstop to cover all ground and made an ARMY of them over the span of a month of nonstop game play and what i’m trying to say is that i think eddie understands how to play pokemon but chooses to do the exact same thing i did despite that fact for the hell of it
DETAILS / MANNER OF SPEECH.
NUMBER OF SPOKEN LANGUAGES: 1 / 2 / 3 + TONE OF VOICE: high / average / deep ACCENT: maine DEMEANOR: confident / shy / approachable / hostile / other POSTURE: slumped / straight / stiff / relaxed HABITS: head tilting / swaying / fidgeting / stuttering / gesturing / arm crossing / strokes chin / er, um, or other interjections / plays with hair or clothing / hands at hips / inconsistent eye contact / maintains eye contact / frequent pausing / stands close / stands at distance
COMPLEXITY:
vocabulary: ◼◼◼◻︎◻ emotion: ◼◼◼◼︎◼ sentence structure: ◼◼◻◻◻
PROFANITY:
frequency: ◼◼◼◼◼ creativity: ◼◼◼◼◻︎ watchfulness: ◼◼◼◻︎◻
BOLD ALL THAT APPLY: arse / ass / asshole / bastard / bitch / bloody / bollocks / bugger / chickenshit / crap / cunt / dick / frick / fuck / horseshit / motherfucker / piss / prick / screw / shit / shit-ass / son of a bitch / twat / wanker
GIVEN PROPER RELIGIOUS CONTEXT: christ on a bike / christ on a cracker / damn / goddamn / gods damn / hell / holy shit / jesus / jesus christ / jesus h. christ / jesus, mary, and joseph / sweet jesus
THIS OR THAT: contractions or enunciation / straightforward or cryptic / jargon or toned / complexity or simplicity / finding the right word or using the first word that comes to mind / formalities or abrasiveness / insult or injury / praise or equivocation / frankness or lies / excessive hand gestures or minimal hand gestures / name-calling or magnanimity / friendly or blunt nicknames.
IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:
DO PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME UNDERSTANDING OR HEARING YOUR CHARACTER: almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.
DOES YOUR CHARACTER’S POINT ALWAYS COME ACROSS WHEN THEY SPEAK: almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.
WOULD YOUR CHARACTER INITIATE CONVERSATIONS: almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.
WOULD YOUR CHARACTER BE THE ONE TO END CONVERSATIONS: almost always / frequently / sometimes / rarely / never.
WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE ‘WHOM’ IN A SENTENCE: yes / no / only ironically.
WHICH WORD WOULD YOUR CHARACTER USE TO MAKE A COUNTERPOINT: but / though / although / however / perhaps / mayhaps.
HOW WOULD YOUR CHARACTER PICK UP THE PHONE: hello / hey / hi / yello / yo / yeah / [name] / what’s up / sup / who is this? / what do you want? / can i help you?
HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER END CONVERSATIONS: walk away / ask if that’s everything / say that’s everything / give a proper goodbye / tell their company they’re done here / remain quiet / they don’t.
HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER ADDRESS OTHERS: titles / first names / surnames / full names / nicknames.
WHAT SOCIAL CLASS WOULD OTHERS ASSUME YOUR CHARACTER BELONG TO BY HEARING THEM SPEAK: upper / middle / lower.
IN WHAT WAYS DOES YOUR CHARACTER SPEAK STAND OUT TO OTHERS: accent / vocabulary / tone / level / politeness / brusqueness / it doesn’t / other. (speed)
TAGGED BY: @betelguide about a month ago (THANK YOU!) TAGGING: @mysteryprone / @timewronged / @alicenesse / @ariesproud / @galgher / @salmns / @mndies
I KNOW IT ALL BY HEART! low-activity, mutuals only. written by meg.
Eddie only looked at him for a moment, blinking, a little scared. The idea that maybe Mr. Keene thought he had been shoplifting flashed briefly through his mind. There was that sign by the door that he always read when he came into the Center Street Drug. It was written in accusing black letters so large that he bet even Richie Tozier could read it without his glasses: SHOPLIFTING IS NOT A “KICK” OR A “GROOVE” OR A “GASSER”! SHOPLIFTING IS A CRIME, AND WE WILL PROSECUTE!
Eddie had never shoplifted anything in his life, but that sign always made him feel guilty—made him feel as if Mr. Keene knew something about him that he didn’t know about himself.

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sentence starters inspired by & taken from horror movies.
‘ we should split up.’
‘ it was probably just the wind.’
‘ it’s probably nothing. just my / your imagination.’
‘ aw, come on! it’s just a silly game someone made to scare little kids. it’s not real.’
‘ did you see that? i think i saw something move…’
‘ wait here, i’m gonna go check it out.’
‘ i heard this place is haunted. let’s go have a look.’
‘ i feel safe here.’
‘ i don’t feel safe here.’
‘ i feel like there’s someone / something watching us.’
‘ hello? is somebody there?’
‘ there’s no signal on my phone. you?’
‘ my phone’s ( almost ) out of battery.’
‘ and there goes the flashlight. how are we gonna see anything now?’
‘ what happened? you look like you’ve seen a ghost.’
‘ RUN!’
‘ you’re scaring me.’
‘ if this is a joke, it’s not funny.’
‘ just stop, this isn’t funny anymore.’
‘ it’s not real. it’s not real!’
‘ i’m just dreaming… this is just a nightmare.’
‘ how about we DON’T go into a haunted place in the middle of the night? just a thought.’
‘ yeah, i’m NOT gonna follow a blood trail into a creepy dark place, thanks.’
‘ you know, when a sign reads ‘dangerous. keep out,’ i kind of want to listen to it.’
‘ the door opened up by itself. no way in hell i’m going in there!’
‘ yeah, i’ve watched enough horror movies to know that’s a terrible idea.’
‘ there’s no need to be afraid. it’s just a dream.’
‘ it’s waiting for you.’
‘ it’s just a dream, right? or is it?’
‘ so, now you’re afraid of the dark, yes?’
‘ you’re afraid to sleep?’
‘ i just don’t want to see them again.’
‘ i think they want to hurt me. to take my place.’
‘ i’m going to die.’
‘ you could scare the hell outta somebody.’
‘ i didn’t want her / him to suffer.’
‘ jesus! fuck! what the fuck?!’
‘ my god, are you serious? that’s crazy!’
‘ his / her face was all swollen and- and bruised, and bloody.’
‘ it was so scary. when i woke up, it seemed like it was still in the room with me.’
‘ it was the worst nightmare i’ve ever had.’
‘ there’s something out there, isn’t there?’
‘ they’re going to kill me for sure.’
‘ you were screaming like crazy.’
‘ it was dark, but i’m sure there was somebody in there.’
‘ i thought it was just another nightmare.’
‘ i don’t think you’re crazy.’
‘ you’ll never come back!’
‘ it’s got a death curse.’
‘ at least i’m not afraid of ghosts.’
‘ you’re doomed if you stay here.’
‘ it’s ten miles to the nearest crossroads.’
‘ we’ll be laughing about this tomorrow.’
‘ no, no! they’re all dead! they’re all dead!’
‘ don’t leave me! they’ll kill you too!’
‘ what monster could’ve done this?’
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