Heartbeeps.

Viola sleeps under the blankets with me every night and it's pretty much the cutest thing ever.

Guess who got to take their own employee of the month photo (again)! 🏆🎅💪

Woah. Got some cool mail today.

I tried to de-blue myself but only the ends came clean. So now my hair is ombré faux teal and natural red. 😐🔫

All I want for Christmas...

My iPhone location services shows my most frequently visited places. Look how much of a box I put myself in when I go to New York. Bus stop, three clubs, the NBC building and my old apartment. On repeat. Forever.

I deactivated my Vine account today to help me focus on creating content that actually matters. Super proud of that loop count though. I wish I could give all of my followers a high five. 🙏

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Seriously. This looks like a Tim & Eric sketch.

I forgot to mention that I was sent 3 and 1/2 hours worth of Dianetics workshop videos and they're all produced like an unfunny SNL commercial parody from 1999. I'm trying so hard to give Scientology a fighting chance but c'mon, guys. Get it together.