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it was a tumor but she said it was encapsulated and they got it all out so prognosis is good

celebrity deaths dont usually get me but damn, sam neill was such a part of my childhood. i first learned about gender dysphoria from him bc i wanted to be him lol and my favorite color became blue bc he wore it in jurassic park. i hope he had a peaceful passing near his new zealand farm. it doesnt get more idyllic than that.

Hank's out of surgery and he is a cryptid cryptorchidism - he has an undescended ball that they've removed. Part of it feels abnormal so they're sending it off to check if there's cancer. I'm hoping we caught it early enough. They first felt it about 8 months ago and now it actually properly descended so hopefully it's early stages.

my dad was gonna come down for hank's surgery tomorrow but i had the strongest intuition that he'd wreck on the way down. i told him, expecting ridicule, but he legit and earnestly was like "oh ok" and cancelled his reservation.

beyond bitching for once, i had a huge thing scheduled and my boss identified what seemed a massive fuck up on my part, so we were working til 1130, and i broke down for the first time in a while. and not 20 minutes later the a/c in my bedroom just started leaking everywhere, and tbh it was the best thing that's happened to me in months. it was so absurd on top of everything else that i was like fuck it, life is weird, i mightve fucked our case, splat is dead, and my bed is wet and i have to sleep on the floor, so lets just go with it.

my coworker was leaving and he was like "damn are you still working? they need to give you attorney of the month." and im so tired and ragged that i instinctively replied, "attorney of the fucking year."

every so often someone comments on my 2018 dbh fic and it still makes me happy

I was almost fucking done and my wifi decided now was the time to die

why do i meet the hottest women when i look the most disgusting

I love servers who know how to maximize their tip as an art - ask for ID from a late 30 something, then say they don’t look their age at all, and ask for their skincare secret.