A Parody of Life

A Surefire Bullet

Went to dollar tree and got some lollipops and a cute mlp pencil case thingy!! Hurray!!

Just had some salted cucumber, drools..

My cat's always so lazy until I try to do anything involving yarn. STOP PLAYING INTO THE STEREOTYPES!!!!! LET THAT GO!!!!!!!

I'm so super grateful for my followers!! But sometimes I do miss how many I had on accounts that got t-worded, y'know? So many people who didn't find their way back when I started again :(

I lowkey wanna change my name and sink to the bottom of the ocean or. Something.

I HATE MY WIFI SO MUCH I JUST WANNA POST ON TUMBLR DOT COM!!!! PLEASEEEEUH

I wanna see if my clear images are actually clear

Hiii hii mootie thank for the spam holyyy i was making a post and i see 99 notes it made me really happy!!:3

Hello hi hi moot!!! I'm glad my spam made you happy, I saw that I'd waited long enough to do a nice big one so I thought I'd send some attention your way!!

That awkward moment when people are willing to talk to you, but only if YOU do the talking.

(I'm selfish and just want to listen to someone else ramble on for hours. For some reason even typing is hard. It feels like my thoughts get clogged in my throat just like my words.)

Gonna probably start posting more again now that I'm free from that absolutely mind killing obsession! I do sleep a lot and what not, but I'm gonna try to be more present on my lovely home of jiraiblr <3

You know you're getting worse when you can hardly remember half the day.

Oughhh I'm so full. I hate this. Tomorrow I'll do better. There was just no excuse, and Mori refuses to let me eat what I want. I feel gross.

Need a check-up? — What's something that instantly gets your attention?

Discharge delayed. — What's something you'd never let go of easily?

follow-up report — I keep coming back here without thinking

diagnosis update — you’re one of the mutuals I actually pay attention

YAYAYAY!!!

Need a check-up? — What's something that instantly gets your attention?

Hrrmm I think any of my main interests getting mentioned! Or talk about my source/timeline/whatever you wanna call it (pm Dazai)

Discharge delayed. — What's something you'd never let go of easily?

My best friend. And I guess anyone else I see as an extension of myself. I have trouble convincing myself things are worth keeping with most other things.

follow-up report — I keep coming back here without thinking

Aw, thank you! I do the same with you/your blog!!

diagnosis update — you're one of the mutuals I actually pay attention (to, presumably)

YAYAYAY!!! SAME WITH YOU!!!

I already feel much more free, yayay!! And it's been such a good day if I ignore that one little bit!!

I have my ponies, my new jacket, my favorite foods, and I'm just. Yay. Actually kinda okay now