play it cool

sometimes I just wish I could microwave my brain a lil… see how it does then

I HATE MINIONS! THEIR ABERRANT SILHOUETTES ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME QUEASY! THEY ARE A REGRESSED LIFE FORM THAT GOD DECIDED TO TOSS EVEN FURTHER INTO DEEPEST FISSURE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND! BUT LIKE COCKROACHES SURVIVING IN A NUCLEAR WASTELAND, THEY NOT ONLY GROW AND ADAPT, BUT THEY BECOME UNKILLABLE. THEY TO USE THEIR MUTATED SAFFRON ARMS TO CRAWL THEIR WAY THROUGH ANY CALAMITY. I HATE MINIONS! AND I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT THEY TERRIFY ME. AND IF THEY DON’T TERRIFY YOU, THEN YOU’RE A FOOL. IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!!!!!

so what if i told you five days ago i got into a bidding war on ebay.com for a listing that could be described as a delicious little collection of minion figurines and won what if i told you the shipping was projected to take three to five business days and what if i told you they arrived at my doorstep this tender morn packaged lovingly with tight tape and fervent cardboard and what if i told you it took me about eight hours to get it open and the figurines are all significantly larger than i anticipated them to be and now i have two bakers dozens worth of two inch tall minion figurines strewn about on the floor of my kitchen

???????????????????????? MENTAL ILLNESS IS SICKENING GET A LIFE.

jealous that i have little minion figurines and you dont arent you

WHY DID YOU REBLOG THIS. I DIDN’T MAKE THIS VIDEO. THAT WASN’T ME.

hey guys look at this video karkat made

I HATE MINIONS! THEIR ABERRANT SILHOUETTES ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE ME QUEASY! THEY ARE A REGRESSED LIFE FORM THAT GOD DECIDED TO TOSS EVEN FURTHER INTO DEEPEST FISSURE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND! BUT LIKE COCKROACHES SURVIVING IN A NUCLEAR WASTELAND, THEY NOT ONLY GROW AND ADAPT, BUT THEY BECOME UNKILLABLE. THEY TO USE THEIR MUTATED SAFFRON ARMS TO CRAWL THEIR WAY THROUGH ANY CALAMITY. I HATE MINIONS! AND I WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT THAT THEY TERRIFY ME. AND IF THEY DON’T TERRIFY YOU, THEN YOU’RE A FOOL. IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!!!!!