The Daily Elok

let me tell you one thing. .. im gonna shit on all of you. 

once when i was like 6 or 5 years old i was at my shitty day care baby sitters house and i was playing wit the baby sitters son and some other little kid when all of a sudden he was like "hey you guys have to make out". And i was like "wtf no thats gay" and he was like "lol no its not bc you two are kids" and i was like "wtf no" and he was like "just do it. it'll be chill >:-(" and i was like kinda scared so i was like "fuck ok" and i did it and it was kinda fucked and gross. like i think the teenage dude got off on little kids making out. he was also into drawing swastikas smh.

I remember once like two years ago someone waved me down and was like "excuse me you have the most beautiful body i have ever seen" and i wnet home and told my dad and he was like "you didnt smash? If that was me i wouldve smashed"