it's an old song&we're gonna sing it again&again

paddy walking through the desert calling out for eoin even though there’s No way he can answer, but paddy still thinks he’ll be able to find him. one because he’s thought about where he left him every day since, and two because they were always side by side. of course he’ll find his way back to him eventually, one way or another.

Today in fic chronicles: how to describe a man leaning against a balcony parapet in a slutty way

virgin nicolò and experienced yusuf, but like, yusuf is an incurable romantic and nicolò has just forsaken a life of piety and chastity. yusuf wants to kiss sweet and slowly under the moonlight. nicolò wants to bounce on it in the middle of dinner. yusuf wants to read sonnets during lovemaking and nicolò wants to 69 on the floor.

GUESS WHO FINALLY WROTE IT?

So this was hilarious and hot and entirely delightful, go read immediately!

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try