KaraFrost

A while ago, I saw a post someone had written about ENFJs, and it honestly helped me a lot. I wanted to return the favor and write one about my favorite type. Anyone who’s followed me for any amount of time knows that I think INFJs are bae. I adore them so much, both as individuals and as a type.

So what qualifies me to write this post? I have three good friends who are INFJs and know several more beside. It’s probably unusual to be acquainted with so many people of this rare type, but we just gravitate toward each other, and I’m grateful for each and every one of them.

What I’ve noticed is that all of you have terrible self-esteem. Without fail. You all think that you’re horrible people and are so incredibly hard on yourselves (tell me who made you feel this way and they will have hell to pay from me), and it breaks my heart to see you feeling this way when I think you make the sun shine. So I decided to make this post.

INFJ, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

First of all, your energy is incredible. You have this quiet, yet intense energy, and it just draws people in. I can always tell when someone is an INFJ, because you all put off this same collected, focused, yet inviting energy. Even when you feel like the world is falling apart, you exude calm, and you’ve always helped ground me personally. When my world is falling apart, I can always go to you and you’ll calm me down. Just being around you is calming.

Originally posted by carlos-the-apostate

Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher

Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories

Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep

Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt

Benjamin Blümchen Cake

Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass

“Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”

“Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”

“Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”

A depressed bread called Bernd

Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly

Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele

“My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”

Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town

“cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”

“Space Taxi to the sky!”

“Now in every 7th egg!”

“Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”

Is it der, die or das Nutella?

Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa

Ich will eigentlich garkeine Menschen in meinem Land haben die irgendeiner frauenverachtenden, homophoben Religion angehören. Die Christen waren rückläufig, da lässt man die Muselmänner ins Land. Das Ergebnis davon ist bekannt, nicht nur in Deutschland, sondern überall in Europa.