reflection

Sounds like a you problem, HC.

I’m not falling for that one again, you oaf. I’m gonna scream so loud Jake is going to start a circle again.

God, that’s what I’ve been doing all month. Sick of you.

Thank god someone else gets it.

I wish I could help, I’m a failure to my stereotype.

Thank you, it was a trying time. Long day?

There’s a whole collection. There’s “accidentally flashed a stranger while taking off a sweater”, “nearly rolling an ankle on the curb”, and my personal favorite “stepped in dog shit and tracked it into the house without knowing it”

Tell Theo to order more, this is ridiculous. Also do you think Jake can sew my pants.

Everything okay, little elf?

It’s one of those days, HC. Those days where your pants rip and someone took his dick out and just peed on the L train and Mud House ran out of almond croissants.

Whoop. Guess you gotta send me back to the glue factory. Sorry H.