under the rotting pizza

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i wonder what they're gossiping about

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror

We have underestimated the comedic genius of the elderly when presented with technology

grossly underestimated

I FUCKING LOST MY SHIT AT WORK