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@kanotstopwontstop
"W-why can’t I move?"
"It's alright, danchou, most of all I don't want you to feel pain. This cruel and twisted world has hurt us all enough, I want it to end. I can't destroy the world, so this is like the next best thing isn't it? I know under that strong front you're one to get scared easily though, so leave the icky parts to me. It doesn't matter if I dirty my hands. After all, they were never clean. So sit still and I'll finally save you from all your suffering."
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"You promised you’d never hurt me…"
"Sorry, it looks like… that was a lie too. A dirty person like me just can’t be trusted, you know? It was silly for you to believe me! Such an ugly person who’s stuck in the past never deserved something like your kindness anyways. You’d forgive me if I asked, right…? So for that reason,"
"Please despise me."
[ text ] I fell in love with you at fifteenth sight. The first fourteen times, you made fun of me
TO: seto-ing volleyballs FROM: kano
[txt]: cmon seto our first fourteen sightings were fun!! [txt]: dont belittle all the thrilling times we had like this [txt]: but im flattered youve now fallen deeply in love with me [txt]: that makes u and kido both victims of my dazzling appeal
[ (drunk)text ] I WANT us to always be friends until where like DEADDDLEZ. Your muh besty friend ever.
TO: kidanchou FROM: kano
[txt]: tru dat txt]: u got it kido
[ text ] I fell in love with you at fifteenth sight. The first fourteen times, you made fun of me
TO: kidanchou FROM: kano
[txt]: so kido is admitting she fell in love with me?? [txt]: im honored!! [txt]: my charms were finally recognized wwww
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[ text ] NO HOMO
TO: shitnaro FROM: kano
[txt]: but did u have to send it twice??
[ text ] NO HOMO
TO: shitnaroFROM: kano
[txt]: im glad u understand!!! www
Why did bad things happen to Kageyama, is it because he hates to love life?
To: ALL CONTACTS From: Kageyama T.
[ txt. ] my senpai isnt here [ txt. ] help [ txt. ] im in danger [ txt. ] my fiance is being fucking weird [ txt. ] again
This must be his time to shine, his moment of truth, the time Kano Shuuya proves himself as a reliable, helpful brother-in-law. He's got this.
TO: haha who¿ FROM: kano
[txt]: what is seto doing?? [txt]: ill help [txt]: i am, in fact!! [txt]: the seto extraordinaire (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
marriage.txt meme
[ text ] since ur so obsessed w me im letting u marry me, so lets do this thing u punk ass geek nerd. [ text ] i cant wait to toucj u babes [ text ] I am inspired by your words and feels [ text ] I wrote you a very in depth vow, but my FUCKING SHIT PHONE ERASED IT [ text ] You’re gay, I’m gay, can I make it any more obvious? [ text ] Will you do me the honor of becoming my Virtual Wife and Empress of my Myspace? [ text ] marry me? Also im gay. So. [ text ] will you marryyy meeesss and pet my furr down for the rest of my days…?? [ text ] ENOUGH TO MISS YOU INCREDIBLE WHENWE ARE APART, NO MATTER WHAT LENGHT OFTIME ITS FOR AND REGARDLESS OFTHE D [ text ] But i really don care bout anyone else Except mom and dad. lol. [ text ] Marry me, my dark emo prince [ text ] I WANT us to always be friends until where like DEADDDLEZ. Your muh besty friend ever. [ text ] I didn’t think it was possible to out-gay me, but than I met you [ text ] Yolo. Let us commence marriage. Swaggie out stay turnt. [ text ] I know we just met a few short hours ago, but I fell in love with you as SOON as I saw your face [ text ] till death do us part or a viagra prescription runs out [ text ] i just want to do kinky shit [ text ] Hi Baby,Cant stop laughing…SO we are rally doing this, yea(LOL). [ text ] im marrying you as a friend DO NOT THINK i am a lesbian because is it as a friend!!!!!!!!!!! [ text ] b my friendhold mewrap me upunfold mei am smalland needywarm me upand BREATHE ME [ text ] will you be my anime boyfriend [ text ] Idk what Im supposed to put here ok [ text ] I know our relationship is complicated but [ text ] [you better say yes dammnit] [ text ] We can roleplay K-pop boys together. [ text ] When I first met you I thought you looked kinda okay. Since then my affection for you has somewhat grown. [ text ] I fell in love with you at fifteenth sight. The first fourteen times, you made fun of me [ text ] my mom dosent have to know abou this [ text ] marry me bruh [ text ] I Love you…Bowser. [ text ] Lets learn to breakdance together and jump out of planes together when we e 65 [ text ] I know I only known you for two days but [ text ] NO HOMO
Yandere Sentence Memes (Part 2)
"Are you going to beg?"
"That was not a suggestion…”
"Can’t you see I’m only trying to protect you?"
"There, that should keep you quiet."
"If I can’t have you, no one can."
"If I see you talking to anyone else, I’ll kill them."
"You’re so lovely with that terrified expression…”
"Why do you look so scared? I only wanted to play…
"You’re already falling asleep, don’t fight it…"
"This leash is such a flattering color on you…"
"I’ll break your legs so you don’t run away."
"You were with someone else, I know it!"
"You don’t want me to gag you, do you?"
"Doesn’t our love being forbidden make it even more romantic?"
"You make cute expressions when you’re asleep and all alone…"
"I’ve always been there for you even when you didn’t realize it."
"Forget a big wedding, who needs to know?"
"I prefer you to be mine, all mine."
"I wonder how your scream sounds…"
"That’s not good enough, I want to own you completely…”
"No one will love you like I do."
"How is my love so terrible?"
"I’ve held back for too long…"
"Tell me you love me… tell me you need me…”
"I want to feel you from the inside…"
"You can beg better than that…"
"Shhh, it’s okay baby. I won’t hurt you…"
"I love it when you’re feisty…”
"This can just be some funny story we’ll tell our children someday."
"So silly of you to change your number; you should’ve known I’d find it."
"I’m sorry about that. You know how crazy you make me, darling."
“No, please don’t make me…”
"I’d rather die."
"You might have me but you’ll never own me completely…"
"What do you want with me?"
"Please, I won’t tell anyone, please…"
"How could you!"
"Leave me alone."
"Don’t touch me."
"I trusted you…"
"Stop, please…”
"Help! Someone help me!"
"So you killed my friends?!"
"You promised you’d never hurt me…"
"Will you let me out this once? I’ll behave, I promise!"
"How can you say we’re meant to be?"
"Oh my god! You’re insane!"
"A restraining order is what you’ll get!"
"What’s going on? Where am I?"
"W-wait, can’t we talk about this?!"
"I never said I hated you, so please. Please stop this!”
"You’re starting to scare me…"
"I’ll never love you."
"But I’m with someone else."
"He/She’ll save me, you’ll see…"
"N-no, not there!"
"Why are you being so demanding, you don’t own me!"
"Stop, I can’t take it!"
"W-why can’t I move?"
"I’ll do what you say, please don’t hurt him/her!"
"…you wouldn’t dare."
"I’m sorry, I’m so s-sorry…"
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(that one vine voice) BRUH
bokhoots:
Well, even though the burger tasted funny as hell, he was surprised to say when he finally got to his feet to find some blonde wearing a black hoodie that had three white dots on both side, sure that had no significance to anything but it really did allow him to stand out. Naturally, an owl would always asses who was in their territory, amber hues of his own that contained animalistic attributes. It seemed they both did, now there was nothing wrong with that but..
Noticing the key’s in the male’s hands, and hearing him state he saw the sandwich that was in his hands on twitter. It was enough for him to understand this hand to be one of his many followers, he didn’t know them by name and he didn’t follow that many people back but, it was nice to know some people to read the updates. Setting the abomination of a burger down on the table before like he said, it tasted pretty funny and he wasn’t that hungry. “Let me get this straight.”
Pointing at the other while he placed his elbows on the counter, looking towards as him as if he was nothing but amused. "You’re basically keeping me captive unless I help you become Twitter famous." Sure, he was Twitter famous himself, he even had his own vine channel that people could watch but hell, this would be a treat right here if someone was actually keeping his hostage unless he helped them towards that goal. With that, it was laughable.
He chuckled himself, a hand raised to muffle it but even that was hard. Standing up straight, “I don’t know why you need me of all people to help y’out but do the unspeakable, somethig people have never did and hopefully it migrates to Tumblr or Facebook. But you look more like Vine material to me. BUT, we can test your Twitter Famous phase,”
"All you need is a good smile and a good head on your shoulders." Alright, not really. “But let us take a picture together and I’ll take you under my wing, got to let the fans know why I ain’t keeping them updated. We’re gunna be as free as Boosie and you’re gunna be up in the lime light y’know?”
Keeping a captive for something as trivial as internet fame may have seemed bizarre to some. But Kano isn't about to let other sgovern his life, he's not about to be stopped. A face like his had been born to be spread around the internet honestly, he's prime material for social media fame. He won't settle for anything less than 10k followers by the time he's done, and this guy is his ticket to stardom.
"Yup, that's it!" Grinning, keys still in hand, the blond affirms the outrageous truth. The other's laughter tips him off to his captive's take on the situation, but well... if he's taken seriously or not doesn't matter. He's got the keys, for once he's in a position of absolute power. Though maybe a little seriousness would be appreciated... after all, this is honestly a very important aspect of his teenage life!
A sensible explanation follows the chuckling, and Kano concludes he'll take it. This guy seems serious enough about helping, so he'll at least be worth listening to.
"I haven't ventured to Facebook yet, Twitter seems to be the most happening place, but I won't protest to making Vines too down the line!" Good good, things seem to be progressing smoothly, all according to plan.
"You got it! I'm quite photogenic you know, selfies are my specialty." Especially because he can capture whatever kind of look he wants. Ambling over to the older male, Kano wastes to time slinging an arm around the other's shoulders and squishing himself into the appropriate position to be caught by a phone camera. Making a stupid face (Kido likes to say his face is stupid all the time, but this is on purpose now), Kano is ready. Ready as he'll ever be. The true selfie master.
"Oh by the way," his expression breaks for a moment,
"The name's Kano Shuuya, nice to meet'cha."
(low voice) ARE YOU INTO WATERSPORTS TOO SETO?!?
In today’s news…
SOS
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Suddenly his own brother seems like a stranger to him, has he been this out of touch…? It’s times like these he must be strong. For Seto. This is all for Seto.
(Also to potentially embarrass him if this turns out to be a big misunderstanding. Unless he’s really into it. Then that’s cool, Kano can deal with it. For Seto.)
After browsing rather risqué forums, Kano takes the first step. He turns to his loyal, humble twitter followers and tweets with as much dignity as he can, "help me what do you do when ur brother might be into scat I’m confused and afraid for him and myself sos save our shuuya. I mean Seto."
Seto... What have you been doing...?
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Knocks. “Um! I brought these over for you. It’s volumes 1-4 of Love Stage and a few from Loveless and Junjou Romantica.” Breathes.”Oh and I threw in my Kuroshitsuji collection too!”
Crap. He put on the best, most gracious smile he could muster. It wasn’t difficult, her enthusiasm could melt whole glaciers. “Thanks!” There was absolutely no way he had the heart to tell her this wasn’t…necessary. “We’ll have to read them together sometime.”
Is he good or what? He knew Seto was into this, ever since that fateful meet up in the library, that sinful discovery... Being the gracious and accepting brother he is, Kano prides himself to being open minded to his sibling's hobbies. Which is why he so casually butts in. "What's this...? Mary-chan and Seto are meeting to read books without me? I'm wounded! Let me join, would you?"
He smiles. He has a knack for finding absolute gold.
talk volley to me {seto the sett(o)er}
The swapping between spouses that seems so far city wide is such a curious thing. It seems he's become a normal human being, and well... frankly Kano doesn't think it suits him all that much. After all, isn't it fair to say his "human" side died... at that time?
Well, he'd spent his fair share of time dwelling on it already, it's trying times like these he must think of others instead of himself, right? Like how Seto's fiance had been some kind of volleyball player, meaning his brother must have inherited some kind of special skill. Kageyama had been... what was it... a setter? Kano never found the time to keep up with those kinds of sports lingo, but Seto surely mentioned something like that.
"Hmm, setter... Seto..." He reapeats the two words to himself, and a small smile curls on his lips. Maybe if this were before he'd be clutching his stomach on the floor laughing, but with his wall quite literally snatched from him, the sudden exposure he feels makes doing anything more difficult. But something so trivial is easily waved off, after all he's been fake this whole time, he simply needs to keep it up.
Thus in what he's sure is in a very Kano-like fashion, the blond hurriedly ushers his brother via text to a volleyball court. He's currently standing with his arms ready, like he's seen on TV, calling out with a considerable amount of pep and pride,
"Hey Seto!"
"How about you set-o the ball to me?" Perfect context, clever pun, solid delivery, Kano Shuuya is on fire today. Maybe his "genki" and smiles are a bit off point, but his word play game is strong.
