Call Me Kannie

girls are just so hot like what do u expect from me

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

i had a dream i went to magical idol school and i got in trouble with the cops so the rest of the dream was me, a magical girl, running from the cops.

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

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thepacificparrotlet

New pokemon confirmed

“Good, that was my intention.” James grins, hugging her tightly before standing, offering a hand to help her up.

She laughed, warmly smiling up at him though covering her mouth from force of habit. The troll would extend her hand accepting his help up. “You Know You Will Always Have The Advantage In Doing So” 

“Well despite your computer problem that happened to you it is good to hear from you again .”

“It Was Simply Meant To Be The Poor Thing Has Been With Me For Several Human Years Before Its Explosion”

“I hear if you upgrade your hardware ever so often that won’t happen.”

“Hard To Accomplish Due To It Being Transdimensional Alien Technology” “Some Things Were Just Meant To Die A Blast Filled Death”

“Well, I know human computers function very similarly to those of troll design.”

“Mine Was Of An Elevated Version With A High Resolution Hover Screen Or Hologram And Laser Keyboard I Took It Everywhere With Me”

“Well that is rather interesting as it sounds quite the high end computer.”

“Ive Had It Since I Was Thirteen Which Is Why I Stated There Was No Way For Me To Repair It The Way Other Computers Are Repaired… But Perhaps Jade Can Build A New One If I Request It Kindly Enough”

“Well what are you using right now then? Though I imagine she wouldn’t mind making you a new one.”

“A Cellular Device, Its Been Dependable Except On Keeping Me Updated,...Just Like Now”