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You know him and Draupadi would sit and talk about the juicest, hottest tea on the planet and they'd love it

Mata Satyabhama would join them

NO CUZ KOFFEE WITH KANHA IS SUCH A SLAY NAME?? HOW DID YOU EVN THKNK OF THAT

Biology is applied Chemistry, Chemistry is applied Physics, Physics is applied maths, maths is Euler applying himself.

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Hate when a man makes eye contact with me. Please, I'm waiting until marriage. Avert thine gaze lest thee desire I gauge out those sinful eyes in the name of god. I shan't be a harlot for thine salacious presence for I do not wish to engage in any intimate activities with thee. Now look away, before I fuck your mom

Happy Diwali 🎇 everyone

BRUH

Kanha is the LALALA icon. He's the biggest LALALA of all LALALAs. Go argue with a wall.