一 KANDO 一

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

you youngins with your crunchyroll and licensed subs on everything are missing out on the true weeb experience that was small subber groups doing whatever the hell they wanted with their translations

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

sexy plague doctor costume

thats just a plague doctor costume

u passed the test

It’s officially “once I get home I ain’t coming back out” season.