Time of the month? Pussy closed for maintenance? I feel like rubbing my face on your face.

I feel like you're trying to take advantage of me. I'm not your sex toy.

I’m not sure you quite get the point of ” vacation ” blue eyes.

No, I get it. Lounging around with little umbrellas in my drink. It just doesn't sound remotely appealing. 

I can’t win with you. I need a sex marathon day. It’s almost shark week and I need enough orgasms to be able to safely last without them for five days.

No one can really. What the fuck is Shark Week?

I don’t know. It makes you sound like a little kid, which is oddly cute since you mostly sound like an eighty year old. If you don’t answer me I’ll bite your arm and pull your hair.

But I like it rough.

I might’ve. What’cha gonna do about it?

Not fucking let you live it down, for one. And not answer you, for two. For two? Is that a phrase?

Tell me how you fucking are, fucknozzle. You’re killing me.

Did you just call me a 'fucknozzle?' 

I think they kind of like the sob story thing. Don’t think they’re about to help me out with a relative’s medical expenses.

I think you should just ask.

Yeah. We’re happy, though, because we can afford a real hospital for her now. By next season, I might be able to get her to a hospital in the states, at least for a few months.

Bring her now anyway. Make the producers pitch in or some shit.

Aside from dementia, I don’t really know. She’s got kidney, liver, and lung problems. I don’t know how to call them in English.

She's in Mexico right?

Just little things. My mom isn’t doing so well and stuff. How are you? Tell me.

What's wrong with her?

Don’t worry about it. I’m good now. How are you?

I don't worry. Just curious. What happened?

No. I was in the doghouse last night.

What happened this weekend?

Unfortunately, the show isn’t made to please you. So, no..

C'mon. You know you'd love to spend a season in Sicily. 

Work? Weren’t you on vacation like the rest of us?

Not really a fan of "vacations." You never get any work done.

I feel like I should put you in the doghouse for that one.

Wasn't I in the doghouse last night?

Sounds sexy, right?

My accent's sexier.

Fucking miracle you talking to me, Blue eyes. I was in Capri, mostly, beach, sun, met a couple of guys. Ignored a bunch of them. What about you?

Sicily. Family. Work. Music.