elune be phased

a legal document, form, or something else official that i had to sign

a shopping list or to-do list

doodles of some sort

homework or notes for class

notes about a story or creative project you're working on

something for your job

your journal

a scratch sheet you were using to do math

a portrait of something or someone specific

a note or letter to a friend or loved one

something else

don't remember

take a nap. you may as well.

see if there's any more of that wine you were having earlier.

try to climb out the window.

set fire to the castle and try to escape in the confusion.

set fire to the castle. if you die, you die.

sit down in a corner and rock back and forth, hugging your knees and weeping

throw a heavy book at dracula's head. it won't help but you'll feel better.

try to bargain with dracula and offer him help in england if he lets you go.

spend the next few days trying to train a bird to bring your letter to mina.

start laughing now. think of a punchline later.

the one who's obsessed with keeping the fire going

the one who keeps trying to identify plants (is correct)

the one who keeps trying to identify plants (is wrong)

the one scaring everyone with ghost stories and pretending to see a bear

the one who doesn't want to be here and is counting down the minutes

the one who contributes nothing and gets in the way

the one who gets lost on a hike

the one who goes to find the one who got lost

the one who actually knows how to set up a tent

the one who organized this whole thing and now regrets it

medical malpractice (ha ha, jk....unless?)

medical malpractice. i am dead serious.

go camping with the bros (including the guy she IS marrying)

go camping (but only with the bro who also got rejected)

write a gothic novel

write the song of the summer

lay in bed and rot for a few days feeling sorry for yourself

find the nearest dog and pet it until you feel better

get drunk (where's the fucking everclear?)

keep a sad audio diary that definitely won't be heard by anyone else ever

just watch the golden girls reruns until you feel better

pick someone new to have a crush on (that's how crushes work, right?)

dr. john seward

quincey morris

lord arthur holmwood

i will have three husbands, so help me god

run away with mina

all of the above, also mina can bring jonathan

become a nun

no shirt, tight leather pants, cape tossed over one shoulder

saxophone

swirling a glass of... you know what don't worry what's in there

showing him that you can do a backflip

buying him a new diamond watch

serenading him with your ballad of choice

watching him sleep

tango dance towards him unblinking

garters and fishnets

accidentally on purpose tripping and falling into his arms

stand outside until it rains, come in with a soaked shirt

just offering him and his wife a threeway

🔫

😘

🫂

✝️

🌻

🍺

🍫

🗝

🚬

🐎