your sunshine future☀️

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.

hes called philip glass because when you hear him you will philip a glass with water and drink it.

mr beast just sent me 200¥

cheap bastard