your sunshine future☀️

dodging the thumb war draft

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

Some of the edgiest queers in the world who constantly talk about romanticizing cannibalism and gore is punk or whatever will turn into the literal pope when confronted with anything realistic having to do with sex like im sorry but people fuck in the park at night sometimes always have and always will and you’re going to have to go about your life without advocating for them to be skinned alive in Alcatraz

*sees a landmine* eh what the heck *steps on it and explodes*

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

tumblr version of "you sir have won the internet. have an updoot"

man come on