your sunshine future☀️

hes called philip glass because when you hear him you will philip a glass with water and drink it.

mr beast just sent me 200¥

cheap bastard

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock

can you put that thing on a leash?

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

genuijenly firmly with my wehole heart believe that disney missed out on literal millions of dollars by not callign it "the baby yoda movie"

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭