yhh

"Some cocks can't be un-sucked. But what if I told you..." [I place a large ancient book covered in runes on the desk between us] "...some could?"

Maybe if I was prettier. Or maybe if I was more horrifying actually

"men always lie" yeah, lie on their back and hold their legs up and moan

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

[ID: A picture of Bob Parr from the Incredibles during the "Math is math!" scene. His text is edited to say "A nice dress is a nice dress!" End ID]

the relationship between a girl and her bedside table is very special