im back hoes

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Thinking about a vampire dude bro who won't drink girl blood- because he's afraid it will estroginise him soy products style- getting trapped in a mental cage when he learns vampire dude who only bites other dudes reads as gay

why do americans think everyone on the internet lives in the same place as them. just saw someone say honeybees are "not native". not native to where????? the entire planet?????

saw a photo of garlic mustard somewhere on the internet once and americans in the comments were like "fun fact this plant is invasive so you should definitely tear out any you see, WITH THE ROOTS so it won't spread!" whole fucking time i'm living in garlic mustard native range. i don't think i will be doing that.

This drives me absolutely up the wall in r/birdfeeding. Every time there's a picture of a house sparrow, the entire comments are filled with americans talking about them being invasive and how they should be basically killed on sight. But often OP has not provided a location, and house sparrows have a HUGE native range. Here in the UK they're not only native birds, they're on the decline, they need our help and protection.

Me every time I see a post saying that you should destroy your lawn and cram a bunch of native plants as closely together as you can instead. Look, I'm not saying lawns are native to Australia because they're not, but our native plants evolved to burn; they are dry, their leaves are dry, and they're full of oils. If you plant native plants the way Americans tell you to that's a fucking fire hazard and you are endangering yourself and your neighbours next time we have a Black Summer.

My friend @ryttu3k linked me a great PDF on planting a native Australian garden in such a way as to reduce its status as a fire hazard!

tapping onto this, Ry's guide is for a specific part of NSW. Australia is a very very big place and there is a lot of biodiversity. So don't take one guide as The One True Guide because I used to be a ranger and lemme tell you, trying to stuff native plants in terrains they are unsuited for just creates a mess for everyone. Honestly, just google "native planting <your council> " and they will have a guide that is specific to your area.

there are some characters who don't need a love story because it doesn't make sense for their character or their story arc but a love story is just shoved in the story anyway, which is annoying. but there are some characters who really, really don't need a love story because why the fuck would they need a love story. do u know who they're giving a love story. do u know.

OLAF FROM FROZEN.

IN WHAT WORLD DOES OLAF FROM FROZEN NEED A GIRLFRIEND. I CANNOT THINK OF A CHARACTER WHO NEEDS A GIRLFRIEND LESS THAN OLAF FROM FROZEN

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

sideways

past dm this, past dm that. what about present dm? what about future dm? what about armand being in a relationship where someone can finally be completely devoted to him? what about daniel finally being embraced by his partner without having to fear rejection and abandonment? what about armand having to build a more trusting and vulnerable relationship than ever because he cannot read his companion's mind or erase his memories anymore? what about daniel being an old queer man who is still shown as hot and desirable and capable of entering a new(ish) relationship in which he is wanted and loved? what about every rapture moment slowly turning from scary to romantic, as they embrace the feeling of no one else existing in the world but them? what about them facing the great conversion and every other fucked up thing that happens in their now shared vampric world hand in hand? what about them hunting side by side? what about all the beautiful possibilities of the vampire armand and the vampire daniel molloy coming together? both meanings, actually.

If T makes you gain weight and E and antidepressants do it too, and so does enjoying good food and not being hungry all the time, then perhaps maybe sometimes joy & weight gain come hand in hand and that's good