HOLY SHIT, BATMAN

is a cinnamon roll trying to be SINnamon roll?

I want nuts of dough

You’re both rotten and I’m innocent or some junk

I’ll tackle you like a spider monkey hopped up on Mountain Dew

I am not above licking your face if you mess with my babies

GOOD MORNING MY FLUFFYBUTT SUNSHINE UNICORN GLITTER BUTT PEOPLE

Titty twisters is just angry bdsm

he’s a big sexy marshmallow

WHAT’S SWIGGITY SWIGGITY SWAG MY BROS????

Be patient or I’ll punch your tits

Pft im into tits and diks so dont hold back

Me being hammered has nothing to do with me confusing your face for your ass…

Unless i see it, it aint affecting my vagi-

CHIMICHANGAS!!!!!!! YAAASSS BITCH

ITS THE BOMB DIGITTY BITCH

OH FUCK ME WITH A CACTUS

IM STAYING UP, YOU GIANT THUMB

excuse my nasty thoughts

Panini head

You look like a damn fuzzy taco

Thank you for shopping with Noodlez-Mart, come again!

My Tum tum has the grumblies

My left pinky toe is more innocent than you

I only have a hand fetish when its Zico

If its by them, I’ll be a fucking step stool

Dad #1 back at it again with the bad influences

Please be my perminant jar opener

Let my freak flag fly free

I say yo and homie probably more than anyone ever needs to

I’ll sit on dat dik then

Over there was a fucking orgy

I WANT HIM TO GRAB MY ASS LIKE THAT

I want him to anything my anything, ayyyyy

Constant wetness

Get Rekt scrub

Choco make tum tum feel bad….

Noodlez caboodlez

Its winter I ain’t fuckin wit yo shit

ChOkE mE pLeAsE

Okey dokey, night hoe

NoT InFrOnT oF thE pUPPiES pETE

FuCk mE wItH a CaCtuS I wAnT tHeM hAnDs oN mE ArSe

Let me talk to an Orc about some books and shit rq

Spotify ads make me homicidal

I wanna lick his jawline from one end to the other mg

my knees feel like i’ve been praying to Budda for a week straight

ZICO PLEASE LET ME HUG YOU, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED CAREBEAR HUGS

Unconditionally Noodlez

I’d need Neptune to be made of holy water

Noodles destruction of my being

I’d lick the lint from his belly button if he asked me to ffs

Ah fuck, get well soon slayjaymemelorddestructornoodles

Gotta eat, be back soon bitches

Gonna watch some porn with a bunch of strangers (50 shades)

I need all the disrespect

I elected to ignore it

IwillskinyouandwearyourfleshasatrophyIsweartofuck

Tired me forgets what boundaries are

Okay, imma brush my ingestion material mashers then fall into an unconscious hallucination

I’ll stick with my burgers and fried rice, thanks

I show my love by killing people

Because I’m awesome

Sell them to Satan for a bowl of cereal

I’m a witch, not a psychic..

Bc fuck the system that’s why

Its winter, I ain’t fuckin wit yo shit

ChOkE mE pLeAsE

Okey dokey, night hoe

NoT InFrOnT oF thE pUPPiES pETE

FuCk mE wItH a CaCtuS I wAnT tHeM hAnDs oN mE ArSe

Spotify ads make me homicidal

I wanna lick his jawline from one end to the other mg

my knees feel like i’ve been praying to Budda for a week straight

Nah i need a rough man

Power of dicc

Wat the mutherfucking fuck

Dad number 2 ain’t ready for a full on corruption of our child

Cuz life is unfair and we gotta think bout dicc at some point

Give up my child, drown into the world of nastiness

Uncle jhoe is always rite

I love ass- I mean the holy bible

Our children are pervs lmao

Did we all have to systematically pee at the same time?????

Im thirsty for that di- someone really stole my phone and innocence damnit

PURIFYING DICK OF GOD

My religion would have gotten me killed 60 years ago

If all goes well and the stars align and my karma is Gucci anyway

My religious self went out the window the moment i stanned dicks

This group chat went to hell on a bullet train

*throws the bible at u with a condom*

Kink shaming u

U better start eatin ass

UM OVER MY WIGGLY DICC

I’M THE SLUT HERE

Okay I’m off bye stoners

I am Lucifer, I'm his new vessel, Sammy can suck it

HAVE ANGRY SEX

Dick shaped doughnuts?

And down into the toilet bowl we go 😂

Smack her with the bible

Why am I a dicc sucker???

Fuck exercising

I'm cuddling my demons

Suing jesus

Sometimes you need a good Dick

I want no chewy balls near my mouth

Hold your shenanigans, people

I am not offended, I am a whore

Swoodle sounds like a mom, The rest of us sound like a dad pushing their son to go have sex

“JESUS CANT HELP ME”

“HIS DICK CAN”