🔱 "WE VISIT THE GARDEN GNOME EMPORIUM" assorted dialogue from s1 e3 of percy jackson and the olympians. feel free to change pronouns as needed.
' i was told a quest isn't a quest until you say so. '
' you seem busy. i'll come back. '
' time is short. '
' customarily, one waits to hear a name or two before choosing. '
' are you sure you don't wanna hear more? '
' if the mission requires someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed, you'd want someone who won't hesitate when they do it. '
' dude, what have you been eating? '
' whoa, hey, wait. i'm not trying to antagonize you. i'm just genuinely curious. '
' so, who'd you choose to go with you? '
' ...funny. no, seriously. who'd you choose? '
' i chose you. '
' i trust you. and right now, nothing's more important than that. '
' i'm gonna pack the best snacks. '
' how much money did they give you? '
' i think they're canadian, maybe? or from chuck e cheese. '
' dollars for human world, drachmas for mythic world. '
' i brought you this. '
' well, these are... interesting. '
' a gift... from my dad. '
' i thought about choosing you before choosing _______. '
' hey, ________ is a lot stronger than people think. '
' i was afraid. '
' i can't let anything stop me. '
' just take care of each other out there. '
' she's really gonna miss that tree, huh? '
' the most powerful being in the universe's idea to save his daughter's life was to turn her into a tree? '
' she was the bravest demigod i ever knew. '
' she fought valiantly, and she met a hero's fate. '
' she met a pinecone's fate. '
' forbidden children are always in danger; even the strongest ones. '
' do exactly as i say, and maybe you survive this. '
' does she think she's in charge? '
' who'd you think would be in charge? '
' i guess i thought we'd do show of hands or something. '
' heroes' quests are world defining events. '
' a quest is a sacred thing, and to be charged with one is to be in conversation with the gods themselves. '
' there is no way this is what sacred smells like. '
' we're soldiers on a mission. it's not a vacation. '
' it isn't just the monsters that are gonna be trying to stop us. '
' it smells terrible back here. '
' monsters can't smell you through that, so that's where i want you. '
' i wanna vote. '
' there's no voting. '
' i really don't wanna be a tie-breaker. '
' oh golly, the road's gettin' bumpy... '
' dude, what are you doing? '
' our voting system's broken. '
' they smell fear. '
' that's bees. '
' nothing will stop them. not even death. '
' if you guys were better at your job, i might not have noticed you here so easily. '
' you're not the frightened little girl i came for all those years ago. '
' don't kid yourself. i wasn't that afraid. '
' i'm here to collect your friend. '
' some children must learn the hard way. '
' look, i'm not against the idea of consensus, i'm just not sure the song is doing what you think it is. '
' why are you so afraid of who you are? '
' you are a part of something so much bigger than we can understand right now. '
' we have to move forward, whether you like it or not. whether you want to or not. '
' i wasn't like you, sweet heart. i was you. '
' i had embarrassed her and i needed to be punished. not him, me. '
' so, we're gonna need a new plan. '
' we are not our parents until we choose to be. '
' maybe things need to get a little upsetting before they move forward. '
' they will see this as impertinent. '
' you're gonna sing the song, aren't you? '









