Simply Me.

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

horses literally dont even say neigh they are like blelrrfhfhsiejeh someone is fucking lying...

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

oh i am so genius

instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

i couldn’t fix him. but i could fuck him

Op looking at a broken toaster

i cant do this anymore

Omfg this is of that kid he looks exactly the same

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

mike's hard past couple of months

The Oompa Loompas once Todd Howard falls in the Chocolate River