Haikyuu is my ride or die

Tendou: Do you have a date for valentines Day? Ushijima: Yes, February 14th. Tendou: I- Nevermind...

Kogane: So whats for lunch?! Futakuchi: Food,usally. Kogane: no,i mean, What are you having?? Futakuchi: An unwanted conversation. Moniwa: Can you guys get along, god's sake

Yaku: When I was small- Kuroo:[Snorts] Kuroo:"Was". Yaku: Kuroo: W-Wait Yaku I was jokin-AHHH

Tsukishima: Why cant dinosaurs clap? Akiteru: because their hands are to sh- Tsukishia: because they're all dead.

Osamu : *Gently taps table* Atsumu: *Taps back* Sakusa: What are they doing? Suna: Morse code. Osamu : *Aggressively taps table* Atsumu: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

*Oikawa panicking bursting into the living room, while seijoh team looks confused* "WHERE IS MY SHAMPOO ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK IT"

Shirabu: Imagine getting payed for being cute. Semi: You'd be rich. Shirabu: Semi:*Smirks* Shirabu: I-i...Uhm..*Blushes*

Daichi: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Tanaka: Burn the house down.. Daichi: And what did you do? Noya: Made you dinner! Daichi: Tanaka: Noya: Noya, And Tanaka:...And burnt the house down.

Hinata: I can't find my phone Daichi:*Sigh* I'll call you Hinata: Wait no- Hinata's phone: You are my dad YOU'RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie Daichi: Hinata: I can explain..?

*Over text* Tendou: Hey Miracle boy, What're you up to? <3 Ushijima: Eating cereal in bed Tendou: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?^^ Ushijima: I would still be eating my cereal?

Atsumu: The stars are so beautiful... Sakusa: They're just giant balls of gas. Atsumu: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Sakusa: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Atsumu: Oh...

Yaku:Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Lev: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Yaku: ... Yaku: You mean ring bearER, right? Lev: ... Yaku: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Terushima: Dude- Daishou: No, no, hold up, rewind. Daishou: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??

Mattsun: Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Makki: Bro, relax it was just a dream. Mattsun: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Makki: You wouldn’t? Mattsun: I mean, unless you want to-

Kenma: *Trips and falls down* Kuroo: It's cute how you're falling for me. Kenma: We're married,Tetsu Kuroo: Still~

Noya: if I run and leap at Asahi he will most certainly catch me in his arms. Noya: COMING IN *runs at Asahi* Asahi: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE! Asahi: *Drops cup of coffee on the floor and catches Noya*