Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
It's cruel to make me choose

Discoholic 🪩
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Origami Around

Product Placement
hello vonnie

Andulka

pixel skylines

Kaledo Art
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Claire Keane
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Cosmic Funnies

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Jules of Nature

JVL
Misplaced Lens Cap

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taylor price

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3
Simon (Iron Lung)
Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
It's cruel to make me choose

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theres a guy who got permabanned from the elden ring subreddit for self promotion for posting too many videos of him no-hit parrying various enemies and bosses but after every successful parry he turns and looks at the camera. and bc hes always wearing the albinauric mask its like:
⚔️ BWOOM
👽
⚔️ BWOOM
thank you downtown_drink1594. i thought it was funny
Oh, i remember this! No truck fucking, but also hard to explain...?
Basically, a lot of truckers feel VERY attached to their trucks, to the point where it's common for truckers to refer to them as their "first baby".
So, knowing this, this trucker's wife organised a photoshoot where her husband's "first baby" got to meet his "second baby". Kind of like those pregnancy photoshoots with dogs?
He thought it was great, and they shared it on social media trucker groups. In a turn i would not expect, a lot of other truckers got really emotional about it. Like, grown men cooing over a stranger's pregnancy photoshoot, going to their wives and asking if they can do something similar 🥺🥺🥺. All in all, strangely wholesome???
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @worldheritagepostorganization
is this the ORIGINAL?!???
just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

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Part 1
i think i saw a movie like this once
Ok I needed to know the story and
Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace
The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…
lifes so hard

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You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again
There are 2 types of fanfic:
fanfic that I like
fanfic that is none of my business
That is a fucking reaction image I ever saw it
Hey did you draw that evil feminist caricature to warn men how their wives would act once they got the right to vote? Illustrator: sure did boss. real sexy, just like you asked.
#teamcucks

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today's bird is this Common Swift! this CRAZY photo was taken by Eden Davies from the uk. (image was pulled from reddit in r/Birdsfacingforward)
Me: oh if only I had a way to plot points in two dimensions
The ever reliable cartesian coordinate plane:
“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”
Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.
“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”
Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.
“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”
You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?
One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.
The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.
And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.
And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.