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i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

older lady customer noticed my name tag and said shes heard of charlene before but never charlotte?? and then i relayed this to a coworker and he said im the only charlotte he knows of?? and he didnt even know charlottes web???? where am i

i told him its a childrens book from like the sixties and he said oh well i didnt grow up in the sixties. sure ig

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

pride on tumblr is so fun!!!11!!! the heart turns into a rainbow when you hit the like button 😆😆😆 the tumblr staff and algorithm continues to be exceedingly transphobic and especially transmisogynistic. trans women are getting banned left and right for merely existing. please don’t let another version of rainbow capitalism distract you

tumblr is such a queer friendly platform! every month is pride month on tumblr! 🤣 hey remember when matt mullenweg stalked and harassed a trans woman including offsite and then had a little crybaby blowup when he was rightfully criticised for it. transfems (or anyone assumed/perceived to be) are having their accounts terminated and their posts marked as mature for little reason with very rare response or reinstatement from staff. trans communities (including ftmblr for a while, but a lot of transfem communities especially) are having their shit marked as mature. staff continues to do nothing about the constant spamming of all trans tags. trans people of all kinds are having photos of their bodies censored and marked as mature, with many trans women even fully clothed in photos they're flagged in. do not slink into the "well at least it's not twitter" mindset. this shit is DIRE

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website