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𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑠𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔

i. ingeborg westfelt-eggertz ii. jacques martin iii. thure wallner iv. claude monet . (via)

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(via)

hydro-homies

Is also musical instrument

jackironsides

Better than recyclable: if the right systems are in place, a glass bottle can be sterilised and REUSED, which uses less resources than recycling.

We seem to have forgotten the old sustainability slogan I was taught as a kid in the 90s, which is ‘reduce, reuse, recycle’. And that’s the preferential order. We should be reducing first, then reusing what we can, and recycling should be a distant third option.

But capitalism can only make money from the ‘recycling’ part.

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Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

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For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

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ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

creaturetooth

Eyebrows,,,,,,,,,,,,,…….

#I love him so much

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Fuck Martin Luther and everything he was about but every time I go into a metaphysical shop in a mall it makes me want to become a terrorist. The idea that magic is something that can be purchased is so utterly antithetical to inexplicable wonder of the human experience.

normal-horoscopes

I've started learning about urban engineering and the chemical compositions of things like tarmac and concrete so I can pick up synthetic rocks off the sidewalk and polish them. Fuck all this #aesthetic witchcraft shit I'm exploring the arcane properties of asphalt.

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I've said it before and I'll say it again: In the realm of 'witchcraft,' "Crystal" is a marketing label that serves the function of convincing you that rocks you buy from Etsy or in a store are different than rocks you find on the ground.

Yes, "crystal" is a real scientific term. It refers to a mineral with a specific chemical composition arranged into a repeating lattice structure.

However, most "crystals" with supposed magical properties do not meet this definition. Some "crystals" don't even CONTAIN crystals. Obsidian, for instance, is an igneous rock distinguished specifically by the fact that it is 100% crystal-free.

With that out of the way, PLEASE just research rocks in your area and get involved with rock hounds and find resources on geology instead of relying on these stupid scammy witchcraft stores. Rocks are PACKED with qualities. They all have fuckin STATS, my guy. Every rock is very unique and special and fascinating.

You know how in Minecraft there's Stone which is Just Rock? That isn't real. All rocks are different.

Where I live, there is limestone, which often looks like just a regular rock, until you learn about it and you discover that limestone is literally made of the dissolved skeletons of ocean creatures that lived in warm shallow seas millions of years ago.

That's COOL!

normal-horoscopes

BIOCRYSTALOGRAPHY IS A THING. SNAIL SHELLS ARE CRYSTALS.

promisetoloveyouforevermore

this goes so hard

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i love it thanks

punk-jaskier

I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.

kyidyl

I stg this man and his nonsense.

elidyce

Chocolate wizard on his bullshit again

plushefemme

not to be a hedonist but. pleasure IS the whole point, my loves. we are made for pleasure. humans have not survived out of spite or sheer grit or simply to make more humans. we live for pleasure. the pleasure of licking the last delicious crumbs off your fingers and feeling sunlight on your skin and massaging a loved one's shoulders. we're made to fill our bellies with delicious food, to nap in soft grass, to touch each other in joy and comfort.

there is no shame or guilt in our bodies doing what they were made to do. and we are made for pleasure.

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alphacrone

every Killers song sounds like the ramblings of that one incoherently drunk girl in the bathroom and i think that’s incredible sexy of them

alphacrone

like, ur so right queen, he DOESN’T look a thing like jesus… (?????)

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wait, wait, wait- WHOSE boyfriend looks like a girlfriend you had in february of last year?

alphacrone

girlie, i’m glad you’re doing just fine, but WHY were you in a CAGE PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S A METAPHOR??

alphacrone

no, i don’t know if we’re human or if we’re dancer, but my friends are leaving the bar so i gotta- dancer. we’re dancer- NO DON’T CRY

httpcottagewitch

🍓🐭

witchesversuspatriarchy

Found in the wild, I feel like this belongs here

maculategiraffe

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

cwicseolfor

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

essoreese

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

strangelyregular

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

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Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

dothwrites

look i’m not saying that pirates of the caribbean made me bisexual but i’m also saying that the bisexual agenda was served by casting both orlando bloom and keira knightley in the same movie during my formative years

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Hope you have a great day! Many blessings

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As an agnostic modern witch, sometimes very old holiday traditions are hard to follow. I don’t have a patron deity or anything but I do still celebrate Christmas. So I put together a modern 12 day holiday guide so I can still celebrate the 12 days of Yule without having to try to cram everything in around my and my family’s work schedule. Now there are tons of ways to celebrate and tons of different traditions out there, so you can adapt this guide however you want.

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