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im gonna be real w you guys I think Scott Hunter is so isolated and estranged from even himself and letting paranoia run his life that i dont think he even clocks Shane and Ilya as real people much less as gay and fucking each other. i dont think other people were real to scott hunter until he walked into that smoothie shop

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

New and improved! Sad Wet Dog of a top is thinking about how he wants to hurt you but doesn't want to hurt you and the contradiction is slowly and steadily making him Lose His Whole Fucking Mind.

Have we considered that Rose Landry might get off on fucking guys who are sad and uncomfortable the whole time. That she's doing it on purpose. That she can see on their faces that they know they're supposed to find her sexy and be enjoying the sex because she's perfect and they're trying good lord are they trying but they keep going soft inside her and they're panicked and devastated about it. And then she gets to comfort and reassure and be so cool and nonjudgmental about their soft dicks. And then she gets to very gently tell them they're gay, and that's part of the sex, too.

love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line