Ask KAEDE Smith

...I'm not wearing this. Just so you know.

...Looks cheap, but I'll give it a try.

Thanks, Chief. I get real run down after the holidays-- Maybe it's time to recuperate a little.

So, the holidays have come and gone at last. I’m going to go lock myself up in my room for the next week or so, now. Merry Christmas.

We usually celebrate Christmas at Chief's place, and have a small christmas dinner (usually cooked by Dan-- and if you think Dan Smith is scary when he's killing, you don't want to see him when he's trying to concentrate on cooking dinner.) Chief gets really into the holiday spirit, and has us decorate the place every year. We usually play music and shit, too. (Which I don't mind, since you really only hear Christmas music once a year-- And also because you can pry the Judy Collins Christmas album out of my cold, dead hands, thank you very much) Other than that, I've been mostly trying to corner Dan with the mistletoe. Coyote, I guess, is a decent enough consolation prize, though. <3

But to answer your question, Coyote is more likely, mostly because Dan doesn't want much to do with me.

Sure hope you fucks like my gunshot wounds.

Yeah, I'm locked out of my room. Mind giving me a hand?

L-Lots of people notice... Sometimes...

-Ran)

I love the internet.

Walking around barefoot is normally a lot less painful than the shoes I put on that morning.

That's a cute joke.

Now you're laying it on a little thick, internet.