In the daylight I don't pick up my phone

Haha, well um. I didn't even know he liked me for months, cause he did this thing, where um. He was my secret admirer. He would drop off little anonymous notes for me at work, and he sent me flowers, and it was just...It was perfect.

I’m just going to take that as a compliment.

I wouldn't expect anything less.

Not mean. I prefer to think about it as fulfilling my brotherly duties.

Douchebag.

Uh-huh, sure. Whatever you have to tell yourself, Kae.

Hey now, no need to be mean.

And my, what a wonderful job you do at it.

But you love me anyway.

Man, I’d almost forgotten how sickeningly sweet you are whenever he comes up.

Shut up, douche.

That’s nice to hear for once. And I actually have a job. Still broke. See my problem? The struggles of a college student.

Ha, yeah, I think just about everyone around here can relate to that. I'm Kae, by the way. Nice to meet you!

Ahh, I see! That sounds pretty cool, though I must admit I’m more of an Italy guy myself. How’re things with you two, anyway? I’m way out of the loop.

Things are...Things are good. Really, really good.

Oh now, that’s just rude.

I'm your brother, it's literally in my job description to be an ass to you.

I don’t hide. I guess people don’t find me very approachable, though. And what would be fun right now is to have a smoke but I’m currently broke as fuck, so, that’s not going to happen.

You seem plenty approachable to me! And I can't help with getting you a smoke, but there's a couple places that are hiring if you're looking for a job!

So...

Well you don't have to, but wouldn't it be more fun to do so instead of hiding away from all of us?