Katieee

so if today, you’re feeling down, remember. it is simply a moment, one of many more moments that will be filled with happiness and laughter. that might also only last for a single moment, but that is the way of life. we all chase after those happy moments, and while they may not always be with us, while they may pass us by in a flash, slipping through our fingers, these are the moments that make all the others worth it. these are the moments that make life worth living.

so if you’re thinking today that it isn’t worth it anymore, that you can’t chase those moments anymore, remember: this small singular moment will pass on. you will find another amazing moment, one that is only for you, that has never happened before and shall never happen again. keep going for those happy, laughter filled moments.

keep your head up, kid. you’ve got this.

Aries: Don’t you ever let a soul in the world tell you that you can’t be exactly who you are.

Taurus: Remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.

Gemini: You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Cancer: I feel like if you’re a really good human being, you can try to find something beautiful in every single person, no matter what.

Leo: If you don’t have any shadows you’re not in the light.

Virgo: Even if the whole world turns their back on you, you’ll always have yourself.

Libra: It’s hard knowing who to trust with your personal life. When you cry in your room at night, you don’t always know who to call.

Scorpio: Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body.

Sagittarius: Sometimes in life you don’t always feel like a winner, but that doesn’t mean you’re not a winner.

Capricorn: I used to be so delusional. I always imagined I could be more than I was, and eventually I grew and evolved into that person.

Aquarius: There’s nothing more provocative that taking a genre that everybody who’s cool hates, and then making it cool.

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HAUNTED TOASTER

‘Why do you keep a toaster you believe is possessed by Satan?’ 

‘Well, Richard, when all is said and done, it makes good toast.’ 

By: The Today Show (via Richard Gorey)

Date: May, 1984

More: The “haunted toaster” ran as a segment on The Today Show that covered supermarket tabloids and has been called “the greatest interview in television history.” (For the full piece, including an interview with a man who was saved from a lake by his Howdy Doody dummy, click here.) 

Aries: Can you hear my heartbeat fucking kicking

Taurus: You said I should eat my feelings

Gemini: I got a problem with parties cause it’s loud in my brain

Cancer: I miss the memories replaying in my head

Leo: And when you start to feel the rush, a crimson headache, aching blush, and you surrender to the touch you’ll know, that I can put on a show

Virgo: Now I can’t stop thinking that I can’t stop thinking

Libra: I know you’re dying to meet me, but I can just tell you this, baby as soon as you meet me, you’ll wish that you never did

Scorpio: The truth hurts but secrets kill

Sagittarius: Someone will love you but someone isn’t me

Capricorn: All we do is drive, all we do is think about the feelings that we hide

Aquarius: I’m a wanderess, I’m a one night stand, don’t belong to no city, don’t belong to no man