kibby “scared of windmills”tiktok

You just know that some sweet little old Nana who has been making quilts for the last 50 years has seen this photo and gone “challenge accepted” and make a blanket with that pattern

And it is in absolutely astounding condition. Holy shit.

do you think the first blowjob in history was gay or straight

i’d say its 50/50. but the first person to eat pussy was definitly a woman

why have multiple people brought up ancient greece as if that proves anything as to what the first cocksucking enounter was like. do you think the cavemen never got bored? if you think the human race waited as long til ancient greece to suck eachother off you’re genuinly beyond saving. we’ve been sucking and fucking since literal day one on this planet god bless. neandrethals probably had their own bdsm etiquitte.

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

He was just there a minute ago

He went out

dragging its dead weight forward. yayyyy ^_^

wow my tweet on my dash