Welcome to my Escape ❤

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

i’ll never see ketchup the same way again

i got so mad then laughed so hard

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund