Ready, Set...Action

I guess I’m due for a proper welcome. M’ name’s Hunter Clarington and I’m the resident suave guy. I basically live in suits and cardigans for those who don’t sadly know. 

Of course I do! A jealous, possessive boyfriend who’s o his way — yes please. NO! Nonononononono, you may not go back home.

Well you might have to try harder than that later and for now settle for a boyfriend who really misses you and is coming to kiss you for hours. Never.

But you’re so cute when you’re jealous! POPTART! I MISS BABY POPTART. Oh, and you too, I guess.

You really want to Yme jealous? You sure? SHE MISSES YOU TOO. Oh aren't you nice, maybe I'll just go back home.

YES, I WIN! I like kisses, specifically yours but shhhh. I know, but I’m still sorry, and you can see me any time you want.

I hope only mine, don't make me get jealous boss. Just kidding. Well good cause I'm halfway there. And I got our little girl with me, she can't wait to see you.

With kisses? I like kisses. And maybe a facecloth? That might be good. And really? I mean, I’ve been busy, yeah, but I didn’t — … Um, sorry.

All of the kisses. ALL of them. And of course, gonna get you all cleaned up. Hey now, shhh. I didn't mean it like that, okay? No apologies needed. I just really want to see you.

Are you okay, boss? Can I come over and fix it all up? I feel like I haven't seen or talked to you in weeks.

I like coffee.