Kino: I knew you'd say it eventually, I consider you my best friend too.

Wooseok:

Kino: *notices a cat sitting on Wooseok's lap*

1. kino took pics of shinwon in just his underwear like a proper photoshoot at the dorms and when pentagon hosted a little bazaar among themselves hongseok paid 70.000won to get his hands on that disposable camera. he still owns the pictures

2. them playing a zombie game (completely naked, at that) in the pool deciding they'd be biting each other and whoever was to scream would lose... sounds fake but it happened

3. them playing a game blindfolded, having to guess which member it was - shinwon guessed who hui was just by sticking his fingers up hui's nostrils

4. shinwon convincing hui to buy a box that had nothing but the balenciaga logo on it, telling him that it'd be filled with great, valuable goods. hui paid 50.000won for him to end up finding out it was only filled with paper, (and a piece of paper with some random ass prediction about how hui would have a great year) useless to say hui was NOT happy and side-eyed shinwon for the entire live

5. another one: when they sent wooseok and kino downstairs to get food and then the others were like 'you know what would be fun? let's spank each other and if the person getting spanked doesn't react, they have to switch places.' so the youngest ones got back to the hyungs spanking the shit out of each other. (thank you user ggunight)

6. shinwon changing his ucube nickname for fun and accidentally getting it stolen by someone who didn't want to give it back. he begged for it to be given back before moderators woke up. changed it to pentag0n_신원 (pentag0n_shinwon) while waiting and still... nothing. after two hours of trying he went to sleep and the following day he titled his live 'shinw0n say s0mething'

7. when shinwon asked unis to boo at them @ isac if they made mistakes. unis started booing so much that fans of other groups were wondering what the hell was wrong with ptg's fandom...... also pentagon spent 90% of their time doing everything other than focusing. let's not forget when they were fooling around jinho's shoe accidentally hit a group's member and he decided to buy them sweets to make up for it lmao

8. yanan literally implying that marriage is a trap on weibo (and he is absolutely right)

9. hui saying he saves demos with keyboard smashes a lot of the time to the point where many songs get lost or forgotten...... praying for the bangers that will never see the light

10. a few months ago cube signed a deal with tipco, importing juice from thailand. shinwon started drinking their orange juice like crazy to the point the company emptied their stocks to send him a wall of juice boxes. it didn't end there though..... my boy started reviewing their juice flavors and that entire free promotion scored pentagon a deal with the company, that decided to make them their brand ambassadors lmaooo

11. changgu was in the practice room doing some aerobic exercises he'd never done before and got injured, and because yanan didn't know how to speak korean well when he first got to south korea, he hurriedly rushed to shinwon and told him that changgu was dead and shinwon was like WHAT??????? jwkdhwkdjks

12. hui and shinwon tried communicating with a fan subbing their livestream in real time and completely lost it when the fan replied as if they'd just discovered the peak of technology lmaoooo

13. yanan pranking wooseok by turning off the boiler four times, the two of them having a conversation about the degrees of the water and wooseok consequently locking yanan on the balcony with his underwear only to get back at him

Teacher: i‘ve called you in today because your son is exhibiting bad behavior in school

Seungmin: and? he exhibits bad behavior at home too, but do i ever call you?

Teacher:

We have a whole national day to honor and remember our innocent victims (newborns, children, journalists, men and women who refused to lower their heads) and the killing of two judges (Giovanni Falcone and Paolo Borsellino) who were working and sacrifing their personal lives to take down this organization is a horrible memory of our parents. And we are still counting deaths today.

Mafia is not funny, it is not cool, it is not sparkly dresses and clever wordplays.

Terrorism is not cool. Gangs, drugs and killing innocents and destroying public institutions is not cool. Literally melting people in acids is not to be romanticized.

It is deeply offensive to the victims and their families to sing “I’m the mafia” with a smile.

Fans felt rightfully offended by sexism, black faces, cultural appropriations, etc.

I don’t understand how this is ok. Who the hell thought of this? You can just google the word “mafia” to know what it is, it’s not elite knowledge.

And if you think we are overreacting, some of the victims we remember every year are (still counting every-fucking-day):

- Claudio Dominio, 11 y/o, gunshot on the forehead in the middle of the street and left there.

- Giuseppe Di Matteo, son of a boss, 9-10 y/o kidnapped for two years and a half then strangled and dissolved in the acid.

- Nicola Campolongo, 3 y/o, burned alive with his grandfather.

And two of the mafia bosses are:

Totò Riina: 26 life sentences. He has probably ordered over 150 murders.