Disco Lemonade

don’t take credit for the things Sam does

Someone finally recognized him

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

@pre-successful America exposed. 

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

ACCURATE

If they say they’re peachy it means they’re tired of existence

If they say “Living the dream,” it means “please kill me, I hate my job so, so much.”

also “that’s a great question” means “I have no freaking idea”

if asked “how are things going?” and they reply “its going” it means theyre in the middle of a mental breakdown

The “let’s keep in touch” is TOO REAL.

When you breed a white twink and find out he’s a trump supporter so you go in to take your load back.

Power and glory to @superbutterbuns on YouTube

this is the kind of prank we need more of.

the moon knows.