Just some shower thoughts

A baby Guinea pig is a Guinea piglet

The biggest criminals write the laws rather than write them

Money doesn’t always make you happy, but if you don’t have it it definitely makes you unhappy.

If we were immortal we would probably search for the fountain of death instead of the fountain of youth.

It’s amazing there is so much crime in the marvel universe when there is a superhero on every block.

In the US, and a few other countries, it’s more acceptable to have a song about killing a person than about killing a dog.

if before they ate the Fruit of Knowledge of Good and Evil, Adam and Eve didn't know the difference between good and evil, how would they have known it was bad to eat from the tree? Sure, God told them but if they don't know the difference between good and bad how would they know that disobeying god is wrong?

Every form of electricity is solar power, but with extra steps.

If you curse at inanimate objects no one cares, but if you talk nicely to them people think you’re crazy.

Not living in the moment is like watching the time bar instead of the video

Deadpool can make a fortune just by selling kidneys

If reincarnation exists we need to change RIP to BRB

what if we wrote song lyrics the way they were sung

What if drugs makes us see the real world and that’s why we act so crazy. And oxygen is the real drug and makes the world seem normal

Why did Cinderella’s shoe fall off if it fit her perfectly?