started from the booty

Definitely. 

Schweet. Hmu.

That actually sounds like a great idea, but I’ve got an AM class. Maybe some other day, babe.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

dengggggg

shiiiiieeeet

How about tomorrow? After said AM class?

Always horngry.

Daaaaang, then we should get some food, yuh? And like eat it off each other’s bodies.

I’m doing good, how are you sweetheart?

I’m great. Blessed. Loving life. Schweet. Cool. Horngry. Wbu?

How you doing, mamaaaaaaaas?

You know what kind of boys I like? The ones who like to take no for an answer, of course every now and then a girl likes to have fun and go for a coyote, the persistent fuckboys. But you see, I am not one of those girls. Because boys like you don’t have much to offer, usually boring and you all have the same damn moves, it’s like you were all raised in the same damn infierno. So, si no te duele, back off. Or you know surprise me with something I haven’t heard before, like any sign of intelligence would be perfect.

Alright...what about this...outta all these girls on here...I talked to you. Ain’t that smart of me?

Si no fuera la cara del diablo. 

No, sweetheart it’s AUDREY, my name is AUDREY. And sorry hun, not interested.

Blah blah blah, got no idea what you’re saying, but I like the way your lips move, baby. C’mon, call me sweetheart again. 

Hi, hello, I really don’t know how to introduce myself, but I am guessing it wont be a big deal if I mess up. I’m Audrey, and I’m really interested in any pdf files any of you are hiding on engineering, seeing as I forgot to actually buy my text books and will probably not be getting them any time soon, it would be a big help. Thanks.

Wassup, mama? Got a lil lost in all that text book talk, but maybe I can help you with something else instead. We won’t even need text books.