Jun 9, 2021
PSA: if you are very drunk trying to sleep but the world demands on spinning yet can’t sleep with one foot on the ground because not olympic gymnast boy do I ha e a trick for you
>Lie on your back, arms at side, legs together. Close your bloodshot eyes and picture your feet planted on the mattress, legs sligbly elevated, knees together like you crip with that genu valgum
>If done correctly will feel like ice pack is tossed on your tummy that in normal circumstances would be a moment of human-impaired cat reflexes but for some reason is soothing because you’re fucking drunk
>This won’t fix your nuclear headache though sorry mate
(ps DONT do not raise brain picture leg’s very high it will ruin effect the ice pack is warm and it’s gross)
