scary as a puppy

sometimes I act like a tough bitch but I will cry when I watch any video of Justin Bieber in 2012

Stretch marks just mean the booty been doin' some growin' and booty growth is a lovely thing yo

IT’S HEAVEN

I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

me: has a dramatic breakdown bc I’m growing up and I want it to stop

No, but can we talk about how, for once, it’s a middle-aged DUDE being shown as bi? I know that sounds weird, but it is always a fucking young and pretty woman who is labeled bi in media, and then they fuck it up. They always fuck it up.

Now it’s stuck in my head again. Whee? (It’s so 1980s! It’s perfect!)

Woah. Looks like I should be watching this show.

It’s a wonderful show with a terrible (if accurate) title, but that the mustachioed man turns out to be bi AFTER I started watching? Hell, yeah!

Please play this on repeat at my funeral.

@alessoninfelicity i have perished

it makes me chuckle when ppl say they “love me more”.. u obviously arent aware of the infinite pools of love within my heart

IM CRYING SO HARD

being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me