No.1 Matt Glazer

Stay here for a little while

their relationship isn't even a relationship, they don't name what they are to eachother and refuse to, to themselves they're just friends who fuck and live together. despite this though, both of them find flirting and hooking up with other people a valid thing to be mad at.

matt loves riling mello up, especially through jealousy. matt will flirt with women obviously in front of mello just for the fun of mello being mad, and he'll enjoy all the fall out of it.

mello is far more devoted to their relationship than matt is, and he finds himself putting in energy that he doesn't even have for matt. matt hardly reciprocates said effort, and almost finds mello's insistence on being a 'good housewife' (as he maliciously puts it) laughable.

their communication is laugh worthy. the only communication that happens is through mello's anger, which usually gets ignored anyway once matt is being nice again and/or the hate sex has happened.