–– ♛ ❛ + 我爱你的女神 !

Let me tell you… I am certainly ready for this baby to get here. Poor Dianna is about ready to pop and I know she’d feel better once it’s out of her. Still, she does look good pregnant so is it weird to say I’ll miss that? Women are just beautiful and strong - I know any guy would be in tears if they had to endure a quarter of what a woman deals with all the time. Nothing but respect from me.

I don’t know. I hope that for their sake they’re not thinking much at all and that’s why the result is stupidity. Alright, now that I think about it, Facetime is probably the easiest I don’t know why I didn’t think of that in the first place.

I never really understood the whole post blues of coachella – but now, now I do! The whole weekend went so quickly and now I want to relive that whole thing again….also hi I’m Selena and now would like to have a festival buddy and i just want to be at every festival going…even though that is probably a impossible thing to do  right?

Di: this dog has been following me for like 20 minutes..

Di: it's cuteeee, tho. I wanna keep it.

Di: can I keep it??

Jay: if u haven't seen any 'lost dog' signs around

Jay: and if the dog is cute as u say .....

LAUREN: so.... you're sucking donald trump's dick ??

LAUREN: i don't remember the first time either lol

LAUREN: you already admitted it tho so.....

LAUREN: did you just call my girlfriend evil ?? 😒

JUSTIN: i thought we were talking about actual cheetos now ,,,, forget i said anything

JUSTIN: there's so much shit that happened since them omg

JUSTIN: i did no such thing ... i've been entrapped by own bff

No, they would love you for it, none of them liked me, I mean they are all like ‘bitch is a famewhore’. I am chill with that though and with keep chilling with you. I know, Jax told me I’m beautiful before. See, he’s way cuter than you are. A whole ‘thank you’ for what exactly? 

Ashley: Me too.

Ashley: You sure you want to offer your house as my "summer home"? I mean you could come home from tour and not recognize the place.

Justin: this is why i feel like we're related

Grant: You're kind to call me your 'match'. Or you're putting me out there as having a dirty mind.

Grant: Either way I'm good with it.

Grant: Yeah, let's avoid throwing eggs at people. I think we can do something better.

Grant: Tho if we planned this at Easter it would have been perfect!

Justin: it's best if we go with the second choice so i'm not the only one with a dirty mind around here jfvhnffjhvn

Justin: i like that u don.t deny me of what i want .. ur a tru pal

Justin: what's more fun and 'better' than throwing multiple eggs at people ???

Di: she needs to get her shit together, man. I'm sick of what's happening in the world, all the time. She should make it to where we don't all always live in such conflict and resort to aggressive actions. That doesn't sound too unreasonable. I've made it to the other side alright, but home girl was playing games in my life for a long while, too. It suuucckeed. What's she been doing to you?

Di: youtube? How could it not? I watch videos of everything on there, sometimes it's pointless.. but ya know, who cares?

Jay: someone should really teach her a thing or two about anger managerment cause shorty is definitely wild when it comes to making decisions ://// i think u have it way better than i do though, like u were on glee & practically everyone's favorite cheerleading villian for a couple of years tbh. she gave me kids and made me a superstar, so, i rly can't even complain

It is for sure, nice to know that I am not being let go of anytime soon, though you know its extremely hard to get rid of me anyways, I mean I am like a insect when it comes to that. Nah, it was your fault, you introduced me to your siblings  and Jax and Jazzy are so cute, I think I just wanted to spend more times with them so I spent more time with you. So it wasnt really because you are cute at all. Your not cute by the way! 

Well, maybe there aren’t a lot of people you allowed to see that side of you, but really, you are great, you always have been. I’m honestly just happy you let me in on that, letting me side that side of you. I am pretty sure the first thing I was really drunk was because of you…and other shit. Don’t put me on the spot like this, you need to give me some time to think this through before answering or else I’ll say stupid shit like ‘you made me crush on you’ and that would be way too cheesy.

People are into some strange shit these days, so you’re not wrong about that. I could do that, or I could do it in person, whichever is easier for you. It’ll depend on when you’re back whether or not I’m still here!

Grant: Yeah, my mind is quite devious, this much is true.

Grant: All right, chicken, egg, so many evil things we can do about this.

Grant: I'm sure the groupies will follow us around and chronicle our every appearance.

Justin: i have been waiting my whole life to meet my match

Justin: my next suggestion would've been throwin eggs at them but i almost went to jail for that ://///

dinah: i dooooooo but thank you for telling me. thank god. i was worried for a moment

dinah: YES. :O i should have always been off the hook! lol

dinah: youre horrible XD but on another note you looked adorable with your little brother at the maple leafs game!

justin: i would tell u if i didnt have any more love for u so don't worry abt it

justin: nO u were off the hook for like ... three minutes

LAUREN: the proof is in the cheeto dust

LAUREN: it's not the first time. it's the second :))

LAUREN: i'm just sayin you purposefully annoy me

LAUREN: you're talking about a twenty year old girl who like romance novels and cartoons. not the terminator.

JUSTIN: the cheeto dust is where is belongs .. in my mouth

JUSTIN: afjnfkfvm i don't even remember the first time sooOo

JUSTIN: i will plead the fifth unless u torture it outta me

shawn: no one's squad would be better then ours.