I NEED TO KNOW, WHICH HELMET PHASE OF THE CLONES DO YOU VISUALLY LIKE MORE?
Which clone helmet do you like more?
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I NEED TO KNOW, WHICH HELMET PHASE OF THE CLONES DO YOU VISUALLY LIKE MORE?
Which clone helmet do you like more?
Phase 1
Phase 2

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before
We will meet here again on that day. This is my sacred promise to you.
skweezy jibbs is a international treasure
Saw this in the comments lol

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a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal
happy 1st bday to... this.
I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday
Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!
Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)
22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.
23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.
24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.
29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.
Happy 5th birthday to this
FIVE years??!!!!!!!!
one of my fave recent historical events!!!
Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.
The ‘reblogs become their own post now’ update is universally despised, so naturally Tumblr staff’s response to this overwhelmingly negative, well-reasoned feedback is “Aww man we heard that you hate this so bad! And that’s sad because we want you to love it! Of course we are still doing it anyway but hope that instead of hating it you will simply choose to think it’s a good idea instead :)))”
Anyway, here’s their feedback form! which may or may not feed directly into a digital incinerator
I’m at 5 what about you?
51 😧
37… damn
37 ain’t too horrible. Out of all 60 foods here I am only eating 9 of them
Not sure if I’m on 3 or 4 (never ate ranch dressing in my life… because it’s not really a thing where I live. I don’t know what that is.)
OK, let’s see…
Stuff I CANNOT eat because of medical condition: 1
Never had the chance to taste this: 5
I only like them/tolerate them cooked in specific ways: 8
NOPE, NOT AT ALL, EVER: 1
So, at most it’s 15.
Okay, for “straight nope”: 6
Tea depends. Are we talking true tea? Then the number goes to 7. If “tea” could mean infusions and herbal teas that don’t have actual tea leaves in them, I’ll drink those.
Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

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Til Death, We Be Scarred
Happy Valentine's @clone-exchange for @ryr-art ! Crosshair finds himself joining Maul's underground empire and becoming something a bit more after realizing they share similar scars. I hope you enjoy!
The sound I made seeing this *chefs kiss* I absolutely adore every bit of this and all the details that have gone in to this!!! THE EYES AHDIIDKDIJE THE END SCENE WITH THEM FIGHTING WHILE KISSING
I love this so so much, thank you!!!!
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Last adult man character you talk about is now your lover-how is it going
Why him
This is awkward
His partner is hunting me for sport
I'm kissing him on the mouth
No thank you
I don't want this
Enjoy
A wizard does not concern himself with employment
screen printing stencil i'm working on. i guess i will never stop thinking about soviet space dogs
that is the face of a man worried he will be next
Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.
Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man's boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you're excited about it.
crane husband.....
this is the diametric opposite of all those awful swan wife stories and i love it.
(WalWaPo makes you jump through like three separate hoops before you can read the article, so I will share some of the highlights:
Walnut was born in a species-recovery breeding program in the 1980′s. The program had crane chicks hand-raised by human volunteers, and at that time they did not fully understand the measures necessary make sure that the chicks do not imprint on humans and retain their identity as cranes.
As a result, her keepers believe, Walnut does not recognize other cranes as members of her own species.
It has not been proven that Walnut killed her previous suitors; however, there is a persistent rumor in the white-naped-crane-conservation community that she did.
Because this species is highly endangered, and the gene pool of the captive population is small, it’s pretty important for the survival of her species that Walnut A) mate, and B) not kill a bunch of other cranes.
The actual name of the keeper is Chris Crowe.
They both arrived at the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in 2004.
Walnut immediately began paying special attention to Chris--and ignoring the eligible male crane in a nearby enclosure.
Walnut initiated their courtship, performing the opening moves of a mating dance.
Chris realized that if he reciprocated the mating dance, it might be possible to artificially inseminate Walnut with her participation and consent. (The process normally involves restraining the bird.)
It worked!
Chris and Walnut have had five children, who were raised by other crane couples at the facility--sometimes the biological dad and his mate--both because it’s unclear whether Walnut would accept the chicks as her own, and because Chris is not equipped to be a Crane Dad.
However, the Institute provides her with artificial eggs to sit on, and Chris takes his turn looking after them. (This would not work with real eggs because he can’t sit on them properly, but Walnut seems to feel that he is on the job if he just stands over them.)
Chris accepts that he is pretty much married to this bird. White-naped cranes live to be about 60, and they mate for life, so he knows he can’t retire while Walnut is alive. (At the time of the article, Walnut was 36, and Chris 42.)
Legit cannot pick the funniest part of this
she has not been PROVEN to have killed her exes, but there is a PERSISTENT RUMOR (really officers she's simply DEVASTATED, she sobs, wearing a new feather boa unfortunately resembling her most recent deceased husband)
His name is Chris CROWE. (Mrs. Walnut Crane-Crowe?)
the mental images of a whole human man learning and performing the crane mating dance, and "sitting" on artificial eggs so she thinks he's performing his duties as a husband and father (and apparently OBJECTS if he does not?)
"chris, buddy, you gotta marry the possibly-murderous crane lady for the GOOD OF THE SPECIES." (alternately: "chris, my man! good news! we found you a very interested lady! She's 36, she's very spirited and independent, she holds a very important and rare status in her society! ...Is there a downside? WELL...")
chris sits any potential human partners down, like "my love, you must understand before we wed,,, i am already... Attached" (camera drifts wistfully to the above photo) "Lady Walnut and I have an,, Understanding... the relationship is open, but very committed"
just had to explain this post to my father bc he thought my stifled laughter was a signal of illness.
well done, everyone, good game. hit the showers.
Not only is he 'married' to walnut, this has apparently happened SEVERAL times, so he has MULTIPLE crane wives, none of which know about any of his other crane wives. This man is, for some unknown reason, irresistible to cranes
the “this content has been removed for violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines” notice really adds a lot of flavor to this post and somehow makes it MORE obscene than whatever that actually was
World Heritage Post
I regret being the bearer of bad news, but I thought it should be shared that Walnut passed away in January of this year (2024). There's a lot of mixed info about the lifespan of cranes (due to people misunderstanding what a median is...) but the average for most species I know of is 20-30 years (in the wild if nothing eats them/they don't die young), and 30-45 in captivity, with the oldest known white-naped crane having loved to be 46. Given that she was 42, this old gal did good, and I'm certain she will be missed by folks here.

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Sexualizing old men isn't cool or sexy, it's disgusting. You're out here wanting to fuck men old enough to be your dads 🤮