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A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say âgo on, itâs ok!â and the little girl shuffled up to me and said âex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?â I am d y i n g
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Anyone got the homer Simpson pic that look like this??? Cant find it anywhere
Sort of like this?
Yesyesyes thatâs so close maybe thats from the same episode? Homerâs much more calm tho
THATS THE BITCH
the BEST thing about Crowley is that he could have easily been the boring âsuave, cool, sexy, womanizing demon/bad boyâ stereotype weâve seen five million times and he even kind of dresses in a way that makes you assume he will be but instead heâs an absolute idiot. a total dork. just a lame moron who thinks heâs way cooler than he is and has been pining for the same angel for 6000 years. there is nothing cool about Anthony J. Crowley and I love that.
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: whereâs Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? Iâm not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you canât read this in the original Hebrew.
God:Â Whereâs the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?Â
God: hey whereâs Abel???
Cain:
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pasta is an antidepressant
Steve: Donât you just hate it when people are like, âstop moving aroundâ and âyou need to go to the hospitalâ like this is my stab wound, stay out of it
Bucky: Iâm sorry, your STAB WOUND?
Steve: What, is it the communal stab wound? This isnât Russia, Bucky
Bucky: *hyperventilating*
i found a book about cats from 1873 and iâm absolutely losing my mind
Old ass shark
i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft
Sleep for 10 hours, have a snack, and nap again.
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a toxic dad in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*
me, unfazed: die
a toxic mom in a tv show: *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*
me, unfazed: die
a toxic partner in a tv show:Â *cries and shows vulnerability, in order to evoke sympathy*
me, unfazed: die
If you only support âloose â hijabis, ones who show their hair, wear turbans, tight jeans, flawless makeup, and basically dress âtrendyâ but not nikabis and women who wear jibabs, youâre not supporting Muslim women, youâre supporting the ones in your comfort zone and honestly, if youâre going to only support hijabis like myself but not one who covers her face, donât support us at all.
This is so important
grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you
âNo woman needs youâ said the future cat lady lol
Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.
I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.
u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism
The scurvy got him
I donât get why âcat ladyâ is an insult to women.Â
My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.
If a woman has a cat but you donât see a guy, thatâs usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.
she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box
Iâm lovin it.
This post fails to include the entire context and point of this stunt, which was to protest the lack of Asian representation in US media and advertising. And the legit HEIST including fake McDonalds uniforms that they had to pull off to get it up
(Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/blogs-trending-45402404)
Guys, thereâs a follow up: McDonaldâs wants more Asian-American representation in their marketing, and is going to feature both Maravilla and Toledo in an upcoming campaign. But the good news doesnât end there â each will be given a $25,000 check for their participation in the promotion.
They were on the Ellen Show. (video) As far as the picture goes, a member of McDonaldâs corporate office reached out and told them it had to be removed for renovation purposes, but it was going to be auctioned off and the proceeds would go to the Ronald McDonald House Houston charity.
GOOD FOR THEM
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u left out the best part?
LMFAO
Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America
Steve Rodgers, literally âCaptain Americaâ: god me too
#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)
steve: i punched so many nazis⌠i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes⌠how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!
bucky: good thing you like punching nazis
steve: itâs the only way i feel alive
peter: Big Mood
