DecodeMyDespair

Mordred, at his knighting ceremony: I wish my old druid friends could see me now! Arthur: :) Mordred: But they can't. Because they're dead. Arthur: :( Mordred: Because you and your guards killed them. Arthur:

Mordred: I'm not going to the ceremony because the religious elements make me uncomfortable. Arthur: Not a religious man, eh? Mordred: I already have a religion. I'm a druid. Arthur: The Old Religion?? Mordred: Duh? Arthur: The Old Religion is bad!! Mordred: What are you gonna do, ground me? Arthur:

Mordred: Meeeerliiiin! Arthur acts like he's my father! Merlin: Don't talk sass to me or I'm telling your mother. Mordred: EMRYS Merlin: Actually don't talk to me at all.

Arthur: Merlin, I need you spend more time with Mordred and convince him to abandon the Old Religion. Merlin: This day couldn't get any worse...

Merlin, begrudgingly doing laundry with Mordred: Mordred: So... Merlin: Mordred: Do you think you effectively utilized Emrys power by saving the life of a genocidal dictator? Merlin: THIS DAY JUST GOT WORSE

Arthur: Merlin, stop breathing down Mordred's neck! We're trying to train here. Merlin, standing right behind Mordred as he spars: Merlin: Knee locking syndrome! Merlin: Mordred showed signs of it. Merlin: I'm making sure he doesn't hurt himself. Mordred: Arthur: Arthur: Yeah, okay.

Merlin, telepathically: STOP THRUSTING SO HARD Mordred, telepathically: That's what she said. Merlin:

Mordred, later, telepathically: Remember when Morgana went mad over the cognitive dissonance of being born under magic while under an oppressor's rule? Mordred: Aren't you afraid it will happen again? Merlin, bolting upright: MORDRED!!!

Merlin: You need to legalize magic. Arthur: wh Merlin: It's that or Mordred will disown you. Arthur: WH